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Matt

Where are the fucking shreddies man?

About Me

Come on you cunt, let's have some Aphex Acid!
Hi I'm Matt. I don't crave popularity or attention and I don't tend to like the cunts who do. If you pose for pictures, or you have billions of Myspace friends, then I'm afraid you aren't the 'friend' for me, so off you trot.

If I'm out round town and I'm pissed I don't mind dancing around like a twat. I'm usually really dancy & loud when I'm drunk anyway. I'm scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is my fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders who will immobilize human beings in giant webs, in order to steal cheese.
I work in Gamestation in Donny, its alright but its a stop gap really. Come in and you'll either see me half asleep or dancing round singing like a twat or shouting some bollocks about family guy. There doesn't seem to be a middle ground, which I'm working on.
Note: not actually scared of mice or spiders.
My ultimate goal is to be able to afford to go travelling the world. Its such a big place and I've seen so litte of it, I wanna go see Jordan, Nepal, New Zealand, the Ukraine (Chernobyl) Korea, Mexico, Alaska (for the Northern Lights). I just realised that I could go on forever, so ill stop cos thats boring. I have no intention of getting a career, they're a 20th century invention, and I don't want one. At least not for the moment, until it occurs to me that it's probably unavoidable. But oh well.
I am totally opposed to any kind of religion, except atheism, which some would argue is still some form of religion, though I'm not sure if I do. Nothing is done by the hand of god. That's fucking stupid. God was invented by humans as a defense mechanism for the fear of death. That's my opinion.
I like taking pictures of the sun setting, although ultimately its pointless and not particularly difficult. Actually I just like taking photographs in general.


My Interests

I like music, sailing, snowboarding and Forumla 1. I don't generally like people, unless I'm drunk, then I'll talk to anyone. I've become accustomed to getting very drunk on as many days of the week as is possible, it makes life more interesting, and a bit less serious :)


Matt likes Snowboarding
Drawing
Making stuff
Taking things apart
Fixing things (trying to)
Existentialism
Red vs Blue
Drums!
H.R. Giger
Banksy
Welding
Edgar Allen Poe
Being outside at night
Aurora borealis
Sailing
Salad Fingers
iPods
Computers
Technology in general
Driving
Lightning
Videogames
Gigs
Yorkshire pudding
Cats
The moon

Matt doesn't like
Capitalism
Arrogance
Greed
Racism
Celebrity
Exclamation marks
Doncaster
Toffs
Chavs

Optimism
English mustard
Liver
Trance/house music
Linda Barker
Reality TV
Wannabes
Pretentiousness
Stuttering (de moi)
Shopping
Fucking football!

I'd like to meet:


Chris Morris
Maynard James Keenan
Noam Chomsky
Bill Hicks (R.I.P.)
H. R. Giger
Bill Bailey
Banksy
Cedric Bixla Zavala Simon Pegg
Omar Rodriguez Lopez
Bob Dylan
Noel Fielding
Seth McFarlane
Rik Mayall
Robert Plant
John Frusciante

Music:

Snowboarding
Drawing
Making stuff
Taking things apart
Fixing things (trying to)
Existentialism
Red vs Blue
Drums!
H.R. Giger
Banksy
Welding
Edgar Allen Poe
Being outside at night
Aurora borealis
Sailing
Salad Fingers
iPods
Computers
Technology in general
Driving
Lightning
Videogames
Gigs
Yorkshire pudding
Cats
The moon

Matt doesn't like
Capitalism
Arrogance
Greed
Racism
Celebrity
Exclamation marks
Doncaster
Toffs
Chavs

Optimism
English mustard
Liver
Trance/house music
Linda Barker
Reality TV
Wannabes
Pretentiousness
Stuttering (de moi)
Shopping
Fucking football!

Movies:

Another long list of things you probably won't read:

Goldeneye
The Man with The Golden Gun
The Crow
The Mothman Prophecies
Sleepy Hollow
Nightmare Before Christmas

Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Alice In Wonderland
Leon
The Usual Suspects
The Rock
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
Final Fantasy: Advent Children
Pulp Fiction
Fight Club
American History X
Monty Python The Holy Grail
Lock Stock
Howl's Moving Castle
Spirited Away
Princess Mononoke

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
This is Spinal Tap
Pirates of the Caribbean
A Bronx Tale
Jimmy Darko
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Shaun of The Dead
Team America
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Requiem for a Dream
Mulholland Drive
Thursday

Television:

TV is generally utter utter shit but there are a few brave people out there who make total works of art for the TV (Chris Morris, Seth McFarlane)
Cartoons
Books A Brief History of Time (Stephen Hawking)
Agent of Evolution (Bill Hicks)
The Dilbert Principle (Scott Adams)
1984 (George Orwell)
The poetry of Edgar Allan Poe
The Doors of Perception/Heaven and Hell (Aldous Huxley)
Heroes My dad Paul Smith
Noam Chomsky
Stephen Hawking
Maynard James Keenan
Bill Hicks