The name's Tommy The Cat. My daddy calls me a pimp even though I'm not allowed outside to meet the ladies. That's ok though. Since they had those things cut off I don't really feel like meeting any ladies. I sleep alot and eat alot. Momma says I am gonna get fat but what's better than a big fat furry cat sleeping on your feet at night. That's where I like to sleep as long as they don't kick me too much.
This is me protecting my food from the little human that lives with us. He likes to eat my food for some reason.
I did all this pimp stylin' to my profile with a profile editor. !