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Joanne

I am The Joanne

About Me

"Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq .To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"

My Interests

Traveling, eating, reading, snowboarding, Claritin addict, Connect Four, drinking games, silliness, CNN, aiming, sarcasm, laughing, daredevil stunts, daydreamingMyspace Graphics
Myspace Layouts................... And dancing like this!

I'd like to meet:

AND

Music:

Humming to myself

Movies:

Crash, A Beautiful Mind, 40 year old Virgin, Old School, Kill Bill, Enter the Dragon, Zoolander, Vanilla Sky, Blood Diamond, Hero, Chicago, Moulin Rouge, Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare in Love, American Beauty, Dogma, While You were Sleeping, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Kill Bill, Rounders, The Professional, Ocean's Eleven, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Bourne Identity, Garden State, Good Will Hunting, Bowling for Columbine, 40 Days and 40 Nights, Memento, The Departed

Television:

Friends, Best Week Ever, Dave Chappelle, Seinfeld, The Office, Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Animal Precinct, CNN

Books:

The Kite Runner

Heroes:

Mr. T...I pity the fool!

My Blog

Quote of the Day

"The grass isn't always greener on the other side...it just has less sh*t on it."
Posted by Joanne on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:07:00 PST

Quote of the Day

"It is not the failure of others to appreciate your abilities that should trouble you, but rather your failure to appreciate theirs."
Posted by Joanne on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:29:00 PST