The House Of Trousers was founded in the summer of 2004. There have been 10 members of the house of trousers, 7 core members 2 short term members and 1 honorary member.
the 7 core members all met at under the supervision of Karen Brisbane at Evlian Court Cardiff and were almost thrown out on many occassions and are
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----------------------------------------------Lewis'The Ripper' Stocks Hailing from Weston-super-Mare(apparently the small s is important) has a devoted girlfriend and has an unearthly nack to be the most annoying person ever-topping many peoples poles.
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-----------------------------------------------Mark 'The Judge' Jury. Lewis' closest neighbour is from Nailsea near bristol, and does not have a devoted girlfriend(through choice apparently). Mark is bass player for chart topping band & and house of trousers favourites Stokescreen. his other loves are Peter Crouch, Ipswich, valentino rossi, and the manic street preachers---------------------------------------------------
--------------------------Gary 'Loyd' Pocock is the only welsh member of the house and also the only person over 8 years old who doesn't know how to spell their name. Gary came of age after splitting from his girl friend turned to the drink, probably not good for a degree but wow did he change and wouldn't stop banging on about the puss!-------------------------------------------------------
---------------------------Chris 'Shirley' Maskell is the second half of the best look alike i've ever seen(the other half being cricket sicknote Simon Jones) Chris managed to be single for all of uni apart from the last few weeks when his therapist had enough of just massageing his footballers thighs. The Only things Chris loves more than Liverpool Football club are- Stripy 'Lovejoy tops', Malibu, wetting the bed, and Gary Neville.----------------------------------------------------
--------------------------------------------Jon 'big cocks united' Maslin spent less and less time at the house the later on the year went on and will be fondly remembered for not knowing if Djibril Cisse's; hair was naturally blonde. Jon also has a penis which looks like a sock full of change and is more than happy to get it out on request.----------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------Mike 'flakey' Agyeman is sexy cool and black. he is also the only member of the house not doing a micky mouse course!!! Architecture Mike what were you thinking.
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AND-Dave 'I'm A Poor Player' Rosser. Dave's name in peoples phones has changed more than most. starting off as Hitler and finishing as 'poo boy II'. he is the oldest member of the house who gets naked usually to show off gary's homophobia. dave loves his binagly bangagly music and jumps on to any new music bang wagon ie jack johnson.
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here have been two part time members of the house and these are-Lee Kelly. lee hails from northern ireland and enjoys nothing more than 'a few tinnies lads'
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-Mark Ammott. a mystorious charater who was only a member for a short space of time in the house which is highlighted by the inability of me to correctly spell his name.
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The last and not the least member of the house was appointed my a unaminous decsion a honorary member of the house isIain 'Goz' Gorrie. it may only take 3 pints to get the goz man pissed but he knows how to have fun particually in metros. he loves the least attractive girl from the OC for some reason and his lifes aim is to be Steve Carell from the 40 year old virgin.... i night wait that long for a night with Catherine Keener.
Thanks for all the biscuits GOZ!!xxx
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