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John

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About Me

…okay I know that my headline sounds manipulative. Because, well IT IS. But it’s my favorite quote, and it’s very true.

Anyways, how’s it going? I’m John. I’m kind of an old soul in that I’ve always been told I act much older than I am. Maybe some day I’ll act young for my age. Let’s hope.

Oh, I’ve also done a lot for someone my age. Now I'm a writer. In previous lives...worked in TV, traveled the USA. Interviewed Emmitt Smith, reported on a governor’s race, ran through Atlanta rain, chased a tornado, ate 10 deep-fried oreos (it was a dare, I lost, story over, stomach still wounded).

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well, any and all intelligent and passionate people. If I had my way… Jesus, Yeti, Bill Clinton, the Bush Family, Rush Limbaugh, Jon Stewart, Steven Jobs, Bill Gates, Robert Altman, Steven Spielberg, Oprah (why not?), Julia Sweeney, everyone from This American Life, many others.

My Blog

Breaking News That's Totally Not Current!

So yeah, on November 25. That's TWENTY-FIVE. I wrote......... Mmmm. MMMMM. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOYYYEAAHH that was good pecan pie. You know what's the best part of Thanksgiving dinner? Besides my dist...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 20:34:00 GMT

N to the Ovember 13th

On November 13th... I was BALLS OUT CRAZY to post this...   So why are we so stupid? I mean, how can an animal such as us make such dumb decisions and yet, survive long enough to evolve from cave...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 17:43:00 GMT

A School Stripper, A Funny Name, And The End Of Days

October 29th, 2006... I thought really hard and this came out:    Man, it's been too long. TOO LONG since I brought you all news of the disgusting and divine. News and stories that make...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 07:24:00 GMT

And On This Day I CREATED NEWS.

How's that for Biblical references? No worries, if I offended God I'll just apologize with prayer or bribes to the church. I love being Catholic! This is from 9-16-06... Hello, hello friends and compl...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 00:19:00 GMT

More Comedy, More ACTION.

 From the files of September 3rd 2006!!   Oh, OH&OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.   &sorry.   Hey, everyone! It's been like two f'ing weeks since my last crazy News-And-Crap ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 20:48:00 GMT

What I Thought On 8-20-06

Id like to apologize to all my fans.   Its been like a month since my last crazy-ass news post. INEXCUSABLE. Ill be giving myself five lashes in the face for this. Expect it on YouTube in a few ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 18:27:00 GMT

Last Old Post Before a New Post

Most obvious blog title EVER. This epic diatribe was written on 7-13-06. Party. ----------------- Reunited and it feels so NEWS   ...okay that title is a horrible pun. And it doesnt make SENSE. I...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 07:33:00 GMT

Party Like It's 7-7-06 AGAIN.

So I went to a dinner party tonight.   And I have a question. Why do the skinniest girls hoard all the buttery side dishes and desserts? Ladies, PLEASE. A sweet here and there will prevent despe...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 07:32:00 GMT

The Best 6-28-06 Post Ever

Oh YEAH! *John bursts through the wall*   So I tried Coca Cola BLAK today. Man...that stuff is an abomination against humanity. Well, okay it wasnt awful. But it isnt something Ill, you know...EV...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 15:04:00 GMT

From WAY Back...

Way back on 6-20-06. Also known as "The Dark Ages".... ------------------------------- So Im sitting here in purgatory, weighing whether I should study for a final or do something less disgusting and ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 14:46:00 GMT