My name is CJ, and tho it's an easy mistake to make, my last name is not Parker, and I do not run in slow motion on the beach in a red bathing suit, or have boobies the size of San Onofre. One thing that really bothers me is when people say "warshington" instead of "washington", or "sawl" instead of "saw"--honestly, the english language is difficult enough, without you people adding letters to words. Why is it that at Thanksgiving it's a necessity to have cranberry jam or glaze on turkey? It tastes disgusting, and fruit was not meant to be mixed with meat. In my opinion, pinapple chicken, cherry glazed lamb, mandarin chicken and so forth, should be erased from all restaurants and cookbooks worldwide immediately. Slumber parties are overrated unless you have them at your house, because no one wants to sleep at someone else's house when they have the comfort of their own bed somewhere else. I recently learned of a city called Freemont in Washington state. There they have naked gay parades, solstice worshipers, people who glue gnomes and wheatgrass to their cars, and a statue of Stalin, so I decided that before I die, I need to visit Freemont. For a short period of time my friend Dre (who is a phd) and I had grillz. There are certain people who do not realize that a freeway onramp is for speeding up to the flow of traffic which, in California, happens to be at least 80, and instead they continue to drive at a leisurely 45! Idiots... I've been to San Francisco once, and the first thing i saw was a drag queen swinging his purse at a little old man. France is my favorite place in the world, minus Paris because Parisians are mean, they talk too fast and slur all their words together. However, the rest of France is my favorite place in the world. Last time I was in Marseille, Tom the freak Cruise was there and they shut down half the city for him so he could walk it uninterrupted--apparently these people don't realize he walks around without closed down streets here. Dashboard Confessional is my favorite. I do believe it's time to clean the bathroom.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Carole Jane "CJ" Lawrence
Birthplace: Lyon, France
Current Location: Vista, CA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'4" 3/4
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: 1/2 scotch/irish 1/4 sweedish 1/4 english 1/8 german
The Shoes You Wore Today: haven't gotten that far yet, but last night i wore my white on white k swiss
Your Weakness: Peter and white shoes
Your Fears: Snakes!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken and artichoke
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start my development for promotion
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: do i have time to sleep more?
Your Best Physical Feature: I like my eyes
Your Bedtime: usually before 10pm--geez i'm like 90
Your Most Missed Memory: In hs, all the guys freestylin and dance circles at lunch on fridays
Pepsi or Coke: no soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds cause they have a sweet dollar menu
Single or Group Dates: depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: um, Starbucks?
Chocolate or Vanilla: if it's ice cream, vanilla, otherwise chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Decaf in the morning, but i do love a good cap with one raw sugar sprinkled on top
Do you Smoke: that's a huge negative ghostrider
Do you Swear: sometimes if i'm really upset
Do you Sing: yay singing!
Do you Shower Daily: oh ya
Have you Been in Love: currently in love with my husband!
Do you want to go to College: i hate school, but i think i'll go back next semester
Do you want to get Married: ha! one step ahead of ya--i win!
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: stupid boats
Do you think you are Attractive: most of the time
Are you a Health Freak: not as much as i should be
Do you get along with your Parents: definately! love those guys!
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: not currently
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes!!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, with my homie Dre
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but my husband has!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: of course; it's my favorite!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: never again!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hahaha, no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I forgot to pay for my fruit salad at work the other day. Crap. I need to do that tonight.
Ever been Drunk: what does that mean?
Ever been called a Tease: sure
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: Notebook style!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: If i could be anything, i'd be a linguist, but i'll settle for working for Starbucks Corporate.
What country would you most like to Visit: I miss France, the motherland. But I would love to see Germany, and Italy. Also, Costa Rica.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Peter's light brown
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Let's see...Pete is 6' 1" so that's good!
Weight: I think he weighs 195--also good.
Best Clothing Style: Not preppy/all abercrombie
Number of Drugs I have taken: 9084357895793759356783906823--give or take.. hahahahaha jk.. 0 illegal
Number of CDs I own: not even going to try to count
Number of Piercings: 2--my ears
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: everything made me who i am, and I'm happy with that.
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