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Get Your Own! | View SlideshowThe Theory of Evolution, as explained by Ms.Garrison (south park): "It was thought of by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this... in the beginning we were all fish, ok, swimming around in the water. And then one day, a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its.. mutant fish hands and it had butt-sex with a squirrel or something and made this.. retard frog-squirrel. And then that had a retard baby which was a.. monkey-fish-frog. And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt-sex with that monkey and.. that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you. So there you go, you're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt-sex with a fish-squirrel, congratulations."
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: apparently they r dark brown, i rkn they r pretty black tho
Hair Color:: black
Height:: dont kno lol
Favorite Color:: blue
Screen Name:: porX?
Favorite Band:: U2, limp bizkit, dsturbed
Favorite Movie:: equilibrium, man on fire, the patriot, and theres prbly more
Favorite Show:: 24 24 24 24 24 24 24.. 24
Your Car:: honda accord '97
Your Hometown:: glennie?
Your Present Town:: glennie
Your Crushes First Name:: .. :)
Your Grade:: 1st yr uni
Your Style:: hardass haha
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: narh not on mine, got stuck on my neighbours once tho hahah
Kissed someone in the rain?: mayb, cant remember
Danced in a public place?: yeah
Smiled for no reason?: yeah
Laughed so hard you cried?: haha yeah, best feeling
Peed your pants after age 8?: prbly
Written a song?: narh, not very talented in that department
Sang to someone for no reason?: lol yeh coz im an idiot
Performed on a stage?: yeh, like, the skits at camp
Talked to someone you don't know?: yep
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: yeh prbly
Made out in a theatre?: yeh
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: haha yeh we went like a few months ago hahaha, carribean rollerama
Been in love?: dont know
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: prbly my mum
Tell you, I love you?: um, i dont know
Kiss you?: haha i dont kno
Hug you?: i dont kno, these r hard questions
Tell you BYE?: mum or dad?
Write you a note?: dad, telling me to wash my clothes hahah
Take your photo?: i dno, sum clubsguide douche at a club?
Call your cell phone?: lol jase
Buy you something?: jase again, u paid for the calamari man hahah
Go with you to the movies?: jase ryan rhys nd ness
Sing to you?: prbly rhys, hes always singing
Write a poem about you?: dont think anyones ever done that for me
Text message you?: ryan
Touch you?: touch me? hahahaha this thing is stoopid
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: today, when my dog ran into the sliding door
Time you cried?: cant remember
Movie you watched?: pirates 2
Joke you told?: dont tell jokes, lameee
Song you've sang?: i was singing losing my religion today
Time you've looked at the clock?: right now, 1:21 am
Drink you've had?: prbly a cruiser black, chick drink yeh i kno
Number you've dialed?: jase
Book you've read?: havnt read in ages, prbly a cookbook
Food you've eaten?: had some stirfry thing for dinner today
Flavor of gum chewed?: spearmint
Shoes you've worn?: my oolllddd royals
Store you've been in?: coles
Thing you've said?: goodnight
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: yeh, but u can only read it wen i write with my right one
Whistle?: yeah, took ages of practice
Blow a bubble?: yeah
Roll your tounge in a circle?: yeah !!
Cross your eyes?: think so
Touch your tounge to your nose?: no, wish i could hahah
Dance?: narh, still do tho
Gleek?: wtf is gleek? yes?
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: yeah, im like a zombie the next day tho
Speak a different language?: nope
Impersonate someone?: haha not very well
Prank call people?: yeh who cant?
Make a card pyramid?: no
Cook anything?: yeh, i like cooking
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: millionare i'd b rather happy
I wish ...: wishes came true
So many people don't know that ...: im porX
I am ...: about to finish this survey
My heart is ...: hopefully very healthy
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