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Four lads who shook Croydon and lived to tell the tale - that's Monkey Trap, a band that rose from the ruins of the Great Wind of 1988, cleared away the fallen trees with their own bare hands and carved out a unique place in the rock 'n' roll pantheon. Their philosophy, they say, is based on a tough upbringing and a creative mistreatment of the truth.
"My dad's been in nick most of my life," says bassist Chopper, 22. "Music was my escape from all that."
Toddy, 21, ..boards, tells a similarly dubious tale. "I was raised by wolves in a clump of bushes by the Purley Way. They tried to encourage me to go to school and get some qualifications, but as soon as I could I got out of there and took up the piano. It was like two fingers to the world."
Monkey Trap's songs are a mixture of muscle-screwing punk/pop and heart-squelching romance. "Don't be afraid of romance," sings singer/guitarist Knocker, 17, in the song entitled 'Don't Be Afraid of Romance', and you know that what he's saying is: "Love me, care for me, try to look beyond the fact that I was snatched away from my parents by a gang of double-glazing salesmen when I was two."
The band's image is most profoundly inspired by drummer Dog, 19, who, until last December, was working in a cake factory. "It was my job to put the smarties on the 'occasion' cakes," he sneers. "I didn't mind it; it was creative and I'd worked my way up from the sponge room, so I had a bit of responsibility, but one day I just realised that once you've seen one caterpillar birthday cake, you've seen 'em all, so I got out of there. I managed to smuggle a couple of three-tier wedding cakes out with me, and I immediately swapped 'em for a drum kit."
Not surprisingly, Monkey Trap are keen to put their badly made-up past behind them. It's all about the future now.
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Member Since: 10/06/2006
Band Website: This one
Band Members: Chopper Dog Knocker Toddy
Influences: The Clash, Les Dawson, Steve Coppell, Nanette Newman and all their ilk.
Sounds Like: Tea 'n' spill it
Record Label: Yeah, what do they know?
Type of Label: Unsigned

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Tomatoes

The thing with tomatoes is to make sure they've got a big enough pot.
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:05:00 GMT

Top 8 excuses for not attending Monkey Trap gigs

1.  I can't get away from work in time  Our next gig has been especially scheduled for 9.20pm on a Friday night (doors open at 7.30), time not only to get away from the office but also to g...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 09:41:00 GMT

NEXT WE TAKE ISLINGTON

Thanks to everyone who came to see us at The Brief in Croydon on Friday. Sorry about the massive queues and the crush trying to get in. We'll have our security people look into that so it doesn't happ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:36:00 GMT

IF YOU'RE ALL GOING TO CLAPHAM, CLAP YOUR HANDS&..

We never thought it could happen&.. Four weeks to go until the monkiest show on earth comes to Town.  That's right - Friday 23 Feb at the Clapham Grand (officially voted the Easiest Place To Get...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 13:14:00 GMT

INCREDIBLE CHRISTMAS BONUS FROM THE MIGHTY TRAP

Happy Holidays, dear Trappists!! As you can see, your favourite foursome have not spent their festive season on idle fripperies.  Oh no siree.  In between the parties and the frenzied presen...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:45:00 GMT

END OF TERM REPORT

Well, dear Trappites, another year is almost over and a new one about to begin.  2006 was a really good year for the Mighty Trap, playing gigs in such diverse places as the Old Mids, Knocker's ba...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 06:36:00 GMT

SO - JUST HOW SEXY IS KNOCKER?

"Your singer is a hottie" "How come Knocker has retained his boyish good looks while the rest of you have aged so badly?" "I would 'im" These are just a few of the comments made by some of the g...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 14:08:00 GMT

BATTLE OF THE BANDS

First Southend knock United out of the cup, then we go down to Terrathorn in Round II of the Battle of the Bands. What is the world coming to? Fact of the matter is, like Fergie, we're not really both...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 21:41:00 GMT