I hate skankbots.
I don't mean real skanks, who are sometimes cool.Also I don't mean android women like the Terminatrix or the new Cylons or Seven of Nine. They are hot.I'm talking about crappy spammers who send endless friend requests pretending to be hot chicks. They only prey on the guys on MySpace. They send messages saying "I like your profile" but have no info, or maybe something they just copied and pasted from your profile.You can tell who they are. Most of them are named "Hotty" or "SexXxY" or "Nadia" or "Melissa" or some combo of that. They have nothing to say, and have no taste, and have only one pic. Or sometimes they have more than one, and it's not even the same girl! The only thing on their page is a link to a porn cam or website, or a come-on to message them, where they will give you a link to a porn cam or website.Even if you want the porn, I'd still stay away. This is a really lame way to advertise what is probably crappy, overpriced porn. Good porn must be sought out, hunted down, and brought back to the tribe! Bad porn is the kind that comes looking for you.You might see some Skankbots in my friends... Maybe that seems strange, but what better way to mess with these knuckleheads than to post a nice annoying comment in their profile? Feel free to use this picture code in your comment posts!
img src=http://myspace-771.vo.llnwd.net/00915/17/77/915087771_l.
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(Don't forget to add the arrow brackets at either end)
Copy it 20 or 30 times over, it makes great wallpaper on a Skankbot page.If it seems too good to be true, it is. These chicks don't dig you. They're not chicks. They're not even guys.They are skankbots.Help me get the word out!Post any stories you have in my comments!My sympathies to the real skanks whose pics were hijacked to create these skankbots. Or are these the actual webcam girls? I don't suggest anyone try the links to find out, but if you already did, please let us know.It may not be their fault, so please extend courtesy if you should actually meet them.
OK, skankbots are good for one thing, the old ROFLMAO. Look, they don't even bother to change the pictures when they change the names! And why are the all named Nadia? Do they think we all have mail-order bride fantasies?
