I ABSOLUTELY LOVE:
my family - they are AMAZING and the only thing i no i can always count on :). my friends. adrenaline rushes. trying new things. laughing so hard I cry. music. dancing sexily. ha. swimming. the sun. road trips. water sports. sex on the beach (the drink). summer. drive-ins. learning new things. starbucks. arizona green tea. truth or dare. bargain shopping. floating the river. making people laugh. taco pizza. traveling. massages. bean burritos. concerts. water slides. days with absolutely nothing to do. sleeping in.
I CANT STAND:
ignorant negative mean racist people. waking up early. this thing called "exercise".
ONE DAY I WANT TO:
travel the world. go skydiving. fall in love. go parasailing. find a cure for a disease. make some kind of a difference. go surfing. ride an elephant. win a cookie eating contest. learn how to play the guitar. wrestle in jello. learn to cook. milk a cow with my mouth. be an ER pediatric travel nurse. yup.
im a real dorky weirdo and im not afraid to admit it. im a pretty chill and love being surrounded by amazing people. i hate being around rude ignorant negative people. i may seem judgmental but i just have high standards for people, but thats just cuz i think most people are capable of accomplishing big things. understand ur potential and worth! my biggest goal is to travel the world and hopefully i can meet some sexy daddies.
I believe: life is too effin short to let a bad hair day get u down!
laugh so hard u pee. its a good feeling. kinda.
speaking of pee, when u gotta go, u gotta go.
DID U JUST FART?! cuz u blow me away! ;-)
when someone acts up, just show 'em bobby!
all i need in life is my boos and my booze!
NO PROBLEM, MON! everyting is irie!
if you can't laugh at yourself, i'll be glad to do it for you.
i want EVERYTHING covered in chocolate. DARK chocolate.
