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MY SWAGGER IS LARGE AND MY YELLOW GLOVE IS COCKED!

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About Me

Well first off I am a father of one girl (Alexandria) and one boy(Kyle).I was with my girlfriend Mindy for 11 years to with someone who has A.D.D is an eternity. I used work as a PCT for the disabled and worked MDA camp in my formidable teenage years. I haven't been perfect in my life which any one of my friends could tell you but I have straightened out a lot since the birth of my daughter so I know both sides of the tracks. My father died 7 years ago and his death has profoundly changed me in the way I live my life. Our relationship was great in the fact that he raised me to stand up for what is right and just and to have a sense of humor with to deal with life and all of it's highs and lows. My mother who is still alive showed me how to temper myself and to think before reacting to any aggravations that come my way and stop and look at the checks and balances in life. To both of them I am grateful for that as they have shown me the highest possible standards of parenthood that I can only hope to achieve with my own children. Now to quickly change subjects, I like to play table top RPGs (role playing games). Why you ask? This allows me to become someone else in another world and blow off some of the steam that gets to me in this one which if unleashed in this one would surely kill many many many people including me so I choose to do this through the theraputive process I call D.C., Vampire, D&D, Star Wars,and Rifts. Nothing gets the anger out better than wiping out an opposing army of trolls. It's a BLAST!!!! I also like spending time with Alex who I am with most of the time if I'm not working or sleeping. The adventures we have are legendary whether we are walking around the parks chasing any frogs snakes or spiders that cross our path, to painting the sunset together, or when we are silverback gorillas high in the mountains of Ziare we have an enormous amount of fun together, and we look forward to the day Kyle can join us. I am very loyal to my circle of friends and they are in return. My "brother" Scott Z.(Zippy) is entrusted with being the godfather of my children which is not a decision to be made lightly. Zippy and I have known each other for 16 years not many people can say that. We have been through hell and back and still are together after all is said and done. I love ya BRO!!!! My daughter Alex gets thanks for teaching an old jaded man how to see the world with new eyes and to simply enjoy the little things in life like catching a frog, jumping in puddles, and taking a walk at night finding a grassy hill to lay on and look up at the stars and dream of the endless possibilities.My son Kyle who is my new hope in the fight against the estrogen overflow in my house. Well now you know a little about me and my family so I hope you have enjoyed your time with us. Thank you!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet some nice genuine people who aren't afraid of life and have a sense of humor to go with them! And some gamers would be nice too! George Romero and Simon Pegg, Stan Lee, Alan Moore, Warren Ellis, Stephen Hawking,Rob Zombie, Tyra Banks, Zach Snyder, Marlee Matlin, William Hurt, Tom Savini,and Stan Winston. I have already met Jim Lee who is the absolutely most genuine and accomidating person I have ever met. He has done quite a few drawings for me over the years and given me the hook up on a few charity pieces too and has always kept his word. So Jim gets much love from me and my crew! Adi Granov, Tim Bradstreet, Michael Gaydos, Greg Rucka, Dave Dorman, Brian Michael Bendis, Erik Larsen, Mark Nelson, Mike Mignola, Art Adams, Derrick Robertson, Frank Miller, Whilce Portacio, Todd McFarlane, Jim Valentino, Marc Silvestri and his wife, Geoff Johns for talking to me for 30 minutes at Chicago in the restraunt at last years convention, and Will Pfiffer for being a hometown guy and talking to my daughter about Aquaman at Tomorrow is Yesterday, which makes him God in Alex's book! These people get mad props too for the hook ups they have given me over the years too.Thanks guys!!!! I would also like to meet and possibly join T.A.P.S. Jay, Grant and Steve rock!!!!! Donna is HOT too!!!! Just the chance to experience what they get to on a daily basis would be awesome!Call-in Number: (646) 595-4459 The Woodshed Radio Show The Woodshed Crew Myspace Page

My Blog

I AM LEGEND!

I GROW WEARY....FROM ALL THE ISOLATION, WHETHER MITIGATED OR SELF IMPOSED. I FEEL ACUTELY ALONE MOST OF THE TIME, FOR MOST OF MY LIFE, AND I DON'T THINK I CAN HOLD ON TO MY SOUL MUCH LONGER. THE EMPTI...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 05:26:00 GMT

BACKSTABBERS...ROLL A D-100 X4

OK HERE IT GOES.....I'M SO SICK OF PEOPLE WHO FUCK ME AND MY CREW OVER.  THE WOODSHED, WHICH CONSISTS OF ME, BEN DOM, AND EDDIE HAVE BEEN DOING THE SHOW NOW FOR A MINUTE AND WE HAVE ALWAYS TRIED ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 13:39:00 GMT

SOMEBODY HAS CALLED SHENANIGANS!!!!

WELL IT APPEARS THAT THE OTHER SHOE HAS DROPPED.  I WAS WAITING FOR IT, AND NOW IT HAS.  MY BEST FRIEND SCOTT, HIS DAD HAD ANOTHER HEART ATTACK AND IS IN THE HOSPITAL.  I FEEL FOR SCOTT...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 00:14:00 GMT

MY DREAM JOB!!!!!!

THIS BLOG IS ABOUT MY DREAM JOB OF WRITING COMICS!  THIS WHAT I HAVE WANTED TO DO FOR MANY YEARS NOW BUT HAVE NOT SEEN IT COME TO FRUITION FOR VARIOUS REASONS. I SAY THEE NAY FOREVER MORE!!!!&nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:30:00 GMT

THE KIDS ARE TAKING OVER!!!!!!!!

WELL IT'S OFFICIAL...THE INMATES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE ASYLUM.  MONGO(KYLE)  IS NOW TRULY A DESTROYER OF LIVING ROOMS!  OUR ONLY RESOURCE FOR KEEPING HIM CONTAINED IS NOW USELESS.  A...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:17:00 GMT

I WANT TO BE A RENISSANCE MAN!!!!

I HAVE COME TO REALIZE THAT I ACTUALLY WANT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. I GOT RVC'S NEW COURSE CATALOG AND COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE HOW MANY COURSES THEY HAVE THAT I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE. I'VE ALWAYS HAD A TH...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 03:21:00 GMT

MY LIFE AS I KNOW IT!!!!!!

WELL HELLO AGAIN!!!!    WHERE DO I BEGIN?  FIRST OFF THE RADIO SHOW I'M PART OF IS BLOWING UP BIG TIME. OUR NUMBERS ARE GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER EVERY SHOW, WHICH MEANS WE MUST BE DOIN...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:14:00 GMT

FUN TIMES IN THE WOODSHED!!!!

THIS BLOG HAS BEEN A LONG TIME IN THE MAKING.  I AM PART OF A INTERNET BASED RADIO SHOW CALLED THE WOODSHED.  MY CREW CONSISTS OF MY CO-HOST FRIGGEN BEN, DOMINO THE WEIRDO KING, FRICSHUN/EDD...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 01:53:00 GMT

E.L.E. (EXINCTION LEVEL EVENT!!!!

HELLO PEEPS I'M BACK YET AGAIN TO SPEW FORTH MY RHETORIC AND MEANDERINGS ABOUT LIFE AND SOCIETY . WELL FIRST OFF LET'S TALK ABOUT THE UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS IN 2008, WE HAVE THE MOST CANDIDAT...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 21:56:00 GMT

FRAGILE HANDLE WITH CARE

OK I'M BACK! WELL TO CATCH ALL OF YOU UP, MY SON KYLE HAD TO HAVE SURGERY TO FIX A DIGESTIONAL PROBLEM CALLED PYLORIC STENOSIS. HE WAS NOT ABLE TO PASS FOOD FROM HIS STOMACH TO INTESTINES SO HE WOULD ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 22:56:00 GMT