I'm a sarcastic, dirty-minded bastard that would do anything for his wife and son, family and friends. How my wife puts up with my crap is something only women can understand.
I'm a biologist and have been working in Neuroscience since college, with a brief, unexplained deviation to law enforcement. Everybody gets that impulse to do something that they've always dreamed of since childhood, but then you blow your knee out and reality sets in that maybe it's just not for you. Some things are just not meant to be, but I'm ok with that. I have a great job that's mentally challenging and actually affords me the ability to use my hundred+ thousand dollar education. Mom's finally stopped rolling in her grave.
I'm very easily entertained and laugh at just about anything. I think I have more fun playing with my son's toys than he does sometimes. Anyway... that's about it for now... Here's a little BS that I got from a 20-question test, cuz ALL 20-question personality tests offer windows to your soul. I learned something new about myself...
You Have A Type A- Personality
--You are one of the most balanced people around.
--Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want.
--You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.
--When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back,
whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
--You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds.
Do You Have a Type A Personality?
and something I already knew...
What South Park Character Are You?!
Eric Cartman
You are a total asshole and you love food! You find picking on people satisfying and nobody likes you as much as you might hope. Sorry but I wouldn't want to be your friend!
