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About Me

So I am one bad ass mother from the East. I sometimes look into the mirror and I scare myself sometimes cause i realize that I am so bad ace. I also stare at myself in the mirror and I say to myself, You are really really ridiculously good looking. Of course you all know that it is the truth, I mean my pictures speak for themselves.
One day I was walking down the street and all of a sudden a bunch of ninjas jumped out of some bushes and told me they were hired to assassinate me because I was too good looking and too bad ace and that i had to die.
So here I am in the middle of the street battling a whole horde of ninja assassins bodies are flying all over the place. It is an all out street fight the streets are over flowing with the numbers of ninjas sent to take me out. But no they are no match for my prowess and my skill. I defeat them all with ease and just a little help from my good friend Mr. T.

The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.
-Bruce Lee

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
-Henry David Thoreau
"Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure."
-George E. Woodberry-

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Maybe I'll meet some of you fools it all depends really.

Fort Minor
Remember the Name
Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
Pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
Then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

My Blog

Im a Softy

So I am really quite the softy but I only let my guard down for certain people. Not many people do I actually show my sensitive side to, I have shown a bit of it to some people but I only show my comp...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 20:45:00 GMT

Nicole

Ok so I havent posted anything about the goings ons over the past few months. So I have found me a girlfriend finally. I know i know I am just as surprised as the rest of you are. I mean I must have d...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:55:00 GMT

Spoof Movies

Is anyone else as tired as I am of all the spoof movies? I think they are starting to kill movies in general. Everytime i see an advert for a new spoof movie i feel as if i have gotten a little bit st...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:24:00 GMT

So i been thinking

So I have been thinking a bit about my rudeness over the past few days. I think there is a nice guy that is waiting to get out no doubt. I think ive been hurt for so long that I wont let most people g...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:25:00 GMT

RED SOX

TAKE THAT YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCHES, RED SOX nation is alive and swinging. Our quest to be the best will only continue when the Patriots take down all your stupid football teams, shit even the Celtic...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:23:00 GMT

Zombies

So iI have had a few ponderings about zombies over the past few days and weeks and her eare a few key points that I have thought about.zom·bie~Noun1. (in voodoo)a. the body of a dead person given the ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 14:43:00 GMT

Nice Guys

Finish last... And they really do too. Hahaha so it appears as if when i post here it is always pessimistic but lately i havent had too much to be optimistic about, at least i should say in one of the...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 17:16:00 GMT

History Repeats itself

So I have been robbed yet once again.
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 15:48:00 GMT

Ever want to?

Just tie something beautiful up to a tree and bash it with a shovel till there was nothing left? Thats kinda how i feel right now. I have always been waiting for something beautiful to come into my li...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:30:00 GMT

I am on a lyrical rampage today

Ok this song just hit me like a mack truck, this one is a love song sung to a sega and about a sega. I thought it would make a great song.Sega you were my only friendAnd i will stay with you Until the...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 18:15:00 GMT