Huuummm where should I start. Well Matthew Francis (yes Francis is my middle name, lovely isn't it- kind of girly if you ask me) was born in Des Moines IA. After a nice stay there (2 months to be exact) my father and mother decided to move to the WONDERFUL town of Sheldon where I spent the rest of my childhood. What can I say about living in Sheldon? How about if an atomic bomb was dropped on this glorious community no one would ever miss it and the world would be a better place. After graduating high school I started my college career, and also started my life at the University of South Dakota where I was transformed from this shy boy to a ragging lunatic and I was born again. USD was an experience I will never forget. I joined a fraternity my freshman year which was the best/worst decision of my life but would not have changed any experiences or problems I encountered (2 Dui's, and numerous drinking violations-huuuuummmm maybe I should rethink that last statement) while being associated with the greek system. I then graduated from USD with a major in Criminal Justice and a minor in Psychology in the year 2000 which then I moved out to Denver Colorado. WOW! Denver was a whole new life experience and I had to grow up quick and I sure did. The city life is wild and crazy and it is AMAZING, there is nothing like it. During my four years out in Denver I decided to further my education and returned back to USD for a year and was enrolled in the nursing program. After USD's nursing program didn't pan out for me (huummm maybe the social life had some impact on that- who knows) I transfered to North West Iowa Community College where I am now enrolled at and am finishing up with nursing school. I am currently an LPN and have 8 months left of the RN program. I have had a very long and hard journey but it seems like I'm making the right decisions at this present time (which believe it or not is hard for me-hahaha) and I plan on getting out of North West Iowa as soon as possible. I have met so many wonderful people along my journey and many people have touched my life in all sorts of ways- those people know who they are.
Some facts about me: I have a very small penis (I'm hung like a parasite), I'm a Republican but my friends could tell you that I am NOT conservative. When I returned back to USD for the second time I moved back into the fraternity at age 26 (once a frat boy always a frat boy). I am a felon which means I can not vote or be around any sort of firearms (3 DUI's will do that to a person). I masturbate a lot (is 3 times a day a lot? who knows- you tell me), I'm really laid back- almost to the point that I don't take to many things serious. I'm a simple person and want the simple things in life (a small place by the ocean where I can sit out on the beach, drink in hand and watch the boats sail by on my days off). Oh and my motto is "save the world- kill yourself."
You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it!
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