Someone tougher than i am. When you see the hair on my back stand up, YOU better STAND UP, and run the fuck out of town. I'd like to meet Jason Lee, since i was named after his character in MALLRATS. Why was i named after him? Cuz he's fucking funny. wanna fight about it? I'll eat your butt until my stomach is full of your butt and then ill poop out your butt and make you eat your own butt which i just ate and then when you poop it out ill shove it up your butt. wait no.. that wouldnt work cuz i ate your butt.. so that means id shove your butt which i ate and pooped out and made you eat your poop butt that i ate and then you pooped it out and id eat that poop.. but how could you poop if i ate your butt?