Men and Women... |
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man smart woman = romanceSmart man dumb woman = affairDumb man smart woman = marriageDumb man dumb woman = pregnancyOFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss smart employee = profitSmart ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:51:00 GMT |
Confused... |
Ever Wonder...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbrevia...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:25:00 GMT |
Why women are the way they are... |
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a compan...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:44:00 GMT |
Words to live by... |
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.2. The journey of a thousand miles begins wit...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:29:00 GMT |
Kaysi this one's for you and me... |
What happens, happens, don't allow yourself to get stressed out.
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:02:00 GMT |
You know you're from Idaho when... |
The wind is faster than your truck.Every other vehicle on the road is a 4x4.When the sun goes down you start looking for your coat.When the sun comes up you finally find your coat.In March your vehicl...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 00:30:00 GMT |
Women problems... |
MENtal illnessMENstrual crampsMENtal breakdownMENopauseGUYnecologistHISterectomyEver notice that all of women's problems start with men?
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 13:37:00 GMT |
