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Saltine-Im white if Saltine doesnt give it away

Jess, for you my love is eternal and everlasting!

About Me

I'm white, I'm poor, and I jerk off every night, See you in hell motherfuckers.

My Interests

Music, Movies, Being lazy with the greatest girl ever, saying fuck it whenever possible, Sleeping in class, giving my cat the shocker, Video games, hangin with my friends ya know usual shit

I'd like to meet:

What Final Fantasy VII character are you?
You are BARRETT. Blue-collar and straight to the point. With your temper, I hope you're lacking the machine gun arm, though.
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You scored as Posion. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.

Posion


67%

Suffocated


60%

Stabbed


60%

Gunshot


60%

Cut Throat


53%

Accident


53%

Disappear


47%

Disease


33%

Eaten


33%

Suicide


27%

Bomb


27%

Drowning


13%

Natural Causes


0%
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Ghetto


60 %

Stoner


50 %

Hot


40 %

Jock


30 %

Punk


20 %

Emo Kid


20 %

Prep


10 %

Geek / Nerd


10 %

Loner


0 %

Goth


0 %
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Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Intellectual || 10%
Mystical |||| 16%
Artistic || 10%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism || 10%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||| 23%
Need to dominate || 10%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||| 16%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||||| 23%
Vanity |||| 16%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... erotic
Your hugs are... warm
Your eyes... twinkle in the moonlight
Your touch is... the only thing I desire
Your smell is... refreshing
Your smile is... encouraging
Your love is... unique

What type of kisser are you?


Romantic kisser
This kind of kisser will be a good husband or wife.
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Which Mighty Morphin Power Ranger are you?


Red Ranger
You are the Red Ranger, you are Jason. Your weapon is the power sword. You are the T-Rex and the Gorrila.
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What South Park Character Are You? !PICTURES!


Chef
You're an original PIMP! You know your way with the ladies/gents and you know how to satify. Everyone likes you and you like everyone.

You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.

Biting


92%

Whips


75%

Bondage


67%

Blind Folds


67%

Chains/Handcuffs


58%

Blood


25%
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Music:

Tool, System of a Down, Metallica, Godsmack, Disturbed, Led Zeppilin, Ozzy, Black Label Society, Modest Mouse, Otep, A Perfect Circle, Gn'R, Type O-,Psychostick, Black Sabbath, Stonesour, Dry Kill Logic, MSI, Seether, Alice in Chains, HIM, Queen, Dead Season, Lacuna Coil, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pantera, Jimi Hendrix, Sublime, 3 Doors Down, 3 Days Grace, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, Cradle of Filth, Lamb of God, God Forbid, Killswitch Engage, Eminem, D12, 50, G-Unit, Obie Trice, 2Pac, Biggie, Lil' Jon, Pitbull, Paul Wall, Dre, Outkast, Luda, Snoop, Kanye, Bizarre, Mobb Deep, Wu Tang And I fuckin hate pussy ass punk shit, pop and country

Movies:

Comedies and Horror

Television:

i watch tv about 3 hours a month but when i do i watch the new episodes of south park and chappelle show and mind of mencia

Books:

fuck you i ain't readin shit

Heroes:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kyle James Shaw
Birthday: october 2nd 1989
Birthplace: bangor maine
Current Location: capehart
Eye Color: shit brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: i'm a mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: my iverson's
Your Weakness: my girlfriend
Your Fears: being molested my micheal jackson
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni mushroom and bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: move out and get an apartment
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: don't talk on it
Thoughts First Waking Up: i miss my girl
Your Best Physical Feature: everything
Your Bedtime: when i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: don't have one
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: pot
Do you Swear: every other fuckin word
Do you Sing: yeeeeeessss
Do you Shower Daily: am i supposed to?
Have you Been in Love: yes i am right now
Do you want to go to College: don't know?
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah
Are you a Health Freak: fuck no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes very well with my mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: don't bother me
Do you play an Instrument: no but want to learn
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah so what
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yeah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no been dating the perfect girl
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: sure
Ever Shoplifted: can't remember
How do you want to Die: peacefully and painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a comedian
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown and green
Favourite Hair Color: brown or black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'7
Weight: my girlfriend is 5'7 and weighs 107 thats perfect for her
Best Clothing Style: not preppy stuff
Number of Drugs I have taken: just pot
Number of CDs I own: like 160 somethin
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: don't know never thought about it
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which swear word are you. pics!

fuck
you got fuck... fuck has always been a fun word.
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How will you die? (25 possibilities)

Mugged, raped and shot by midget street gang.
You thought they were cute. You just wanted to meet one, to let him know you feel his pain, to tell him to keep fighting the good fight. What you got instead was ambushed by a horde of them. They took your shoes, your watch, your jewelry and your money. A few of them held you down. They were incredibly strong! Some of them kicked and beat you while others inserted things much larger than you would expect a midget's penis to be into your rectum. You bled profusely. And after they were done with you, they tagged you (Southside Midgie Crew) and mercifully ended the indignity by bustin' a cap in your ass, beeyotch.
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