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Thurgood Jenkins

You have smoked yourself retarded

About Me


Scarface, Brian, Kenny, and I are twentysomething underachievers who live together, play together and worship their hookah, nicknamed Billy Bong Thronton. One night, while on a munchies run, Kenny innocently stops to share some junk food with a listless NYPD patrol horse. Unfortunately, the horse is a diabetic and keels over dead. Kenny is arrested as a cop killer!
A kind, sensitive kindergarten teacher, Kenny isn't cut out for life in prison. Nasty Nate, a huge, menacing inmate on the prowl for a companion, has his eye on Kenny. To rescue their bud from this love-struck felon, Thurgood, Brian and Scarface hastily resolve to raise Kenny's bail-$100,000, no small sum to our marginally-employed heroes.
I work as a janitor in a government funded research lab, and I find out that I have unlimited access to phenomenal-quality, government grown pot, which inspires our only viable solution: starting a home delivery weed service. But only until we can raise the necessary bail. After all, we're fund-raisers, not drug dealers.
Our efforts lead us on a wacky quest through the reefer subculture of New York City. And our scheme catches on, the profits start rolling in and I even find a beautiful girlfriend, Mary Jane who persuades me to swear off pot forever. When it looks as though we may just pull it off…well, everything comes dangerously close to going up in smoke.
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My Interests



Weed, bongs, hookas, pipes, bright colors, flying

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Music:

Sir Smoka Lot, Coolio, Lucious Jackson, The Pharcyde, Bloodhound gang, UB40

Movies:

Dazed and Confused, How high?, Cheech & Chong

Television:

Real World, Chappelle Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Saturday Night Live

Heroes:

Billy Bong Thornton, Wesley Pipes, Sampson Simpson, Sir Smoka Lot

*Marijuana Hall of Fame*

Bob Marley



Jimi Hendrix



Louis Armstrong



Jack Black



Cheech & Chong



Bob Dylan

The Beatles- Lennon/McCartney/Harrison & Starr

Mick Jagger

Richard Pryor

George Michaels

Willie Nelson

Dr. Dre

Ice Cube

Nate Dogg

Snoop Dogg

My Blog

Half Baked Quotes

[quitting] Scarface: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out! Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Ha...
Posted by Thurgood Jenkins on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 07:07:00 PST