Im so Krazy!

Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.
You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!
whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door....
Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon
When you lose someone, you realize just how much that person means to you, So maybe its a good thing they're gone. So you can see just how much that person means to you.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
Treat everyone the same, till you find out there an idiot
Lets toast till we die!!
There is a light at the end of every tunnel....just pray it's not a train!.
Now you won't talk to me for something I didn't do????
You laugh at me because I'm strange I laugh at you because your stupid!
Life isnt a garden ... so stop being a hoe!
The most powerful position is on your knees.
Reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol.

Japan is tha spot people. Don't sleep!.