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jake hays

Oh Che, you're so silly.

About Me


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My Interests

Why the metric system failed to cross the pond or our northern bordersArtda StillersDesign & creation of "marital aids"

I'd like to meet:

Porn starsGangis KahnSnoopGeorge Clintonyunz guys

Music:

Porn Music A brief "Top 10" list of the most influential bands in my life(not in order):Stevie Ray VaughnIron MaidenPhishBuddy GuyMetallicaCrosby,Stills,Nash&YoungGeorge ClintonTom PettyJimi HendrixSublimeDave Matthews&Tim BurtonG-Love

Movies:

PornUsual SuspectsBlues BrothersCrossroadsAnimal HousePornWag the DogThe Big LebowskiPorn

Television:

PornArrested Development AnimaniacsFamily GuySopranosPornMy Name is EarlSimpsonsPornthe occasional "program" NFL Channel

Books:

pornI read The Grapes of Wrath once...even the turtle dies.Harry PotterStory of OHigh FidelityPorn

Heroes:

Porn starsJohn FruscianteArt Rooney

My Blog

steely mcbeam

My knee-jerk reaction was to spew a bunch of words that would display my McKeesport education, ranting on and on about how it is not Steeler football. Instead I'm going to take the angle of the steel ...
Posted by jake hays on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 03:40:00 PST

still loving my wife

just so it wasn't lost...I love my wife. No really. I love my wife. I love my wife more than ice cream. More than Southern Comfort. I LOVE MY WIFE! The kind of love that should only be allowed on Sund...
Posted by jake hays on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 06:02:00 PST