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About Me

i am the coolest son of a B i know. i can fix old cars, cook, and i know the pledge of allegiance to the Texas state flag. i have a career and lifestyle that ensures you can have one too. i hate math, know 5.56 7.62, and own a weenier dog named Elvis. i drive a green four door car 7 years older than me, and i used my fingers to figure that out just now. i really don't know how to write a check, and i hate writing with blue pens. if i still wore velcro pro-wings, you know i'd cross 'em. i'm in love with a girl thats way out of my league, and she just dosen't realize it. i will also never grow up, i'm going to stay a kid forever, and she dosen't realize that either. i wonder what the heck she is thinking?!?

My Interests

cars, bikes, gasoline, diesel, anything that goes fast, burns, and can explode and kill you.(that includes Puerto Ricans)

I'd like to meet:

i am pretty much down to meet anybody, except Eva Mendez and Shakira. Ladies, listen, it was a one time thing a long long time ago, and even then it wasn't that big a deal to me. i know you both are big stars and have millions, but i have met and married a beautiful Puerto Rican since then and we are happy and starting a family. so please stop calling and showing up at my work, i am asking you nice. the next step is that my wife is going to stab you in the neck...because she is crazy like that

Movies:

"It's too bad she won't live, But then again, who does?" Gaff

Heroes:

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