Dad |
So here I am. Helping mom plan a funeral for my dad on the cusp of what we thought was to be his new life after bypass surgery. He will never see me buy my first home. He will never see what my brot...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:08:00 GMT |
School Bot Yo |
A- in Accounting. Assets = Liabilities + Stockholder's EquityOh Yea, Bot gots the smarts.
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 13:19:00 GMT |
Random Thoughts of a bot |
I want to incorporate the word Superfluous into my daily conversations.I don't want to be thirty.I want to create a perfect spreadsheet.I don't eat oranges anymore because peeling it is just too much ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:50:00 GMT |
Preparation H Bot, after a long hard day: |
I'm tired of butts.
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 12:48:00 GMT |
No Diggity, Bout to Bag it up! |
My new mission in life is to bring joy to the elderly with my faithful cat, Ozzy. What a trooper!
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:41:00 GMT |
Chotchkies |
We are having an estate sale next weekend. Selling the chotchkies and furniture that took her a lifetime to accumulate. It's a weird feeling. Rifling through someone elses life to de...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:40:00 GMT |
CSI: My Slammy |
Evidently most murders are committed near rare plant life. They always catch the killer by locating residue on their shoes, clothing, or car and tie them to the crime. It's always rare reg...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 15:47:00 GMT |
Touched by a Pencil |
The wall is an imperfect canvas for height marking, but has that ever really mattered? Grampa was so proud of my brother and what a tall, strong, young man he was becoming right before our very eyes. ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 13:49:00 GMT |
Riddled with thoughts. |
I was wondering how single moms in Lifetime movies that work in small towns can afford beautiful old houses in the country when they waitress at the local diner. Can someone explain that to me?&...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 11:10:00 GMT |
Sexy Sexerton and the City |
I wouldn't consider myself an expert on the subject.
Here's what I want to say...
I was thinking that I might start a tally of how many times I hear Carrie Bradshaw say "I couldn't help but wonder..."...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 16:22:00 GMT |
