I'm the bastion of cost-cutting goodness, the Ramen Noodles of hard liquor, the last resort when all you can find is the change in the couch cushions and under the front seat of your car. I'm, at most, $10 for a handle, often no more than $6.99. I'm good with Sprite, Coke, Kool-Aid, Cranberry, Pineapple, O.J. (not the killer), and straight out of the bottle. In fact, there's very few things I can be mixed with that will not get you to the desired level of drunkeness you so deserve. Forward me any off-the-wall mix recipes and especially any pictures of you and I in action together! Soon, the BUIM (Bartonites under the influence of me!) will take over the world!
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