Anything obscure that makes me seem/sound smart and cultured. With a side of birdwatching, please.
You, most likely.
I'm desperate and easily amused. Take a number.
Are you cute, smart and/or funny? I may settle for two out of three, too.
Oh come on, music is the opium of the masses. obscure indie; "intelligent dance music" + musique concrète; avant-garde reggaetón; embarrassing mainstream pop and hardcore electro; trip-hop, cheap-hop, flip-flop; portishead to radiohead and everything in between; wfmu.org
Oh come on, movies are the opium of the masses. signature arthouse mumbo-jumbo. david lynch to guy maddin to john waters and everything in between
Everybody knows smart people don't do tv. Except of course for vintage mexican telenovelas.
"Oh come on, books are the opium of the masses" (Drury, Pers. comm.). Alas, it seems i do do literature these days. Like, OMG! Cien Años de Soledad!! Cien Años de Soledad!!! Then it's all about the egos: Jorge Luis Borges, Knut Hamsun, Haruki Murakami, Umberto Eco, James Joyce, Umberto Eco discussing James Joyce. But i don't read literature, i read architecture. Rem Koolhaas
I'll just be a big, pony-tailed groupie and say OMA/AMO and MVRDV. Oh and, Francesco Borromini, will you call me? i want to have your baby! like OMG!