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cordova!

i'm not a rockstar but i still tend to rock hard.

About Me


Well Hell.
I’m Ashley.
but pretty much anyone who’s cool
calls me Cordova.
or Coop.
or Ash.
--choose wisely.
i went to BAMA for a year,
a lot of shit happened & now i’m home again.
& that’s about as good as that story gets.
i always like meeting new people...
i’m the most open-minded person EVER.
i swear swear swear i'll try anything once.
& of course i'm the life of a party, it's what i do best!
i'm super mucho outgoing & i like it that way
i'm modest @ times, but i got a mouth on me as well.
i’m not creative by any stretch of the word.
i’m artistic & i assure you there’s a difference.
i really like to laugh & i'm usually way too loud.

i like to hang out with guys more than girls
& it's simple why::
because they're nothing but some drama.
all ex-girlfriends are WHORES.
& THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS TO THAT STATEMENT.
i have a good bit of peircings::
ears, cartilage, industrial, nose & lip.
one star tattoo on my right ankle.
& another tattoo on the inside my lip.
yeah, i'm obsessed with them so it suits me right.
oh lord. i'm a self-proclaimed shit talker
BUT I CAN BACK IT UP
i'm damn terrified of car washes
anything else i can tolerate.
everyone knows i thought pearl harbor is in new york
& that hawaii is near florida.
& thought my western civ class would be about cowboys in california.
but hell, i was wrong each time.
i’m also completely content with who i am--
because it’s taken me a long time to get here.
i’ll do pretty much anything for a friend
but i won’t ever go out of my way to impress you.
so like me for who i am.

My Interests

+ plusfast food & fast boys.
music.
my sidekick LX.
my ipod mini.
my ipod shuffle.
my ipod TOUCH.
ibuprofen & red bull...
they're what get me through the day.
sleeping.
text messaging.
hoodies.
sour cream.
brewskies.
my dogs. they rock.
rizzo.
parties.
pentel r.s.v.p. pens.
sunshine.
vegetable soup.
beerpong.
more sleeping.
watercolor paints.
taco bell.
fiji water.

- minus being cold.
loud noises.
bad handwriting.
CAR WASHES.
being hungry.
being full.
gas prices.
headaches.
doing laundry.
people who smack their gum.
roadkill.
yucky teeth.
oversleeping.
math.
WILDEBEESTS.
school.
cops.
most girls.
drama.
drama. drama.
drama. drama. drama.
so, girls.
needles.
RAIN.
bad grammar.

I'd like to meet:

nice people.

Music:

intense sound.

Movies:

the boondock saints,
the lion king,
down with love,
the sandlot,
lucky number slevin,
sixteen candles,
the holiday,
donnie darko,
300,
madagascar,
dazed and confused,
fast times at ridgemont high,
rumor has it,
billy madison,
anchorman,
thirteen,
a league of their own.

Television:

reality shows are my weakness.

Books:

i DO like to read.
Choke,
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time,
The Perks of Being a Wallflower,
Invisible Monsters,
Doing It,
Sounder,
Fight Club,
Life of Pi,
A Million Little Pieces,
Survivor,
Sounder,
She Said Yes,
Catcher in the Rye.

Heroes:

MILFs.