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The British Kangaroo

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About Me

I listen to the radio and watch TV at the same time because I like to party.
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I'd like to meet:

Natalie Portman, Lacey Chabert, Hayden Panetteire, any girl who would make out with one of those chicks, Abe Lincoln, JFK, a one-legged stripper, Adam Sandler, Sean Connery, God, John Lennon, a monkey that drinks beer, Batman, and your mom.

My Blog

Magical Story of Magical Magesticness and Myth: II

Hello again all of you cheeky, cheery people.  Here comes part two of the adventure.  Marty the moose directed me back to a shining light in my closet.He said, "You have to come with me, you...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 01:20:00 GMT

Magical Story fo Magical Magesticness and Myth: part I

hey there all of you cheeky, cheery people, i just thought i'd try to tell yo a little story.I was sitting in my room the other night when a midget stepped out of my closet, he was dressed like one of...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 21:44:00 GMT

moving

I think that, when I am finally ready to move out of this town, I have narrowed my selection down to three choices.  They are in no specific order.  I visited Chicago, IL over the summer and...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 22:47:00 GMT

Flipping Cars and Drinking Moolattes

    Have you ever been in a car that flipped twice and walked away completely unscathed?  More importantly, did that very car get air and land rightside up?  I don't know if y...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 15:37:00 GMT

Chicago Rules

About two weeks ago, I traveled to Chicago, IL, the famous city off the coast of lake Michigan.  Now, I know what your thinking, big deal right, it's only 500 miles away.  But I can tell you...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 14:00:00 GMT

I missed the Internet

Have you ever been powerless to access the internet for one whole week.  Well, one week ago my high-speed modem decided to short out, thus leaving me with out the luxury of my internet connection...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 18:34:00 GMT

IHOP Will Make You Do Anything

Well, last night I learned something new about myself.  I found out that I'm pretty good at driving whilst under the influence.  Do not get me wrong though, I'm not encouraging or conding th...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 13:07:00 GMT