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malorie

did you just grab my ass?

About Me

body { backgroundLordy Lordy~where do i even begin. I would tell you my name, but i get real parynoid about computer psycho's knowin my name, so with that said... you can call Alotta, which is short for; aloota vagina... lol(i love austin powers). SO, from the looks of it i'm sure you can tell that i am quite the character. I am a person that is full of life, i love everything about life... even though at times it tends to suck, but that's why i smoke! I was born and raised in vernonia oregon. and eventually my wings took me north, to minnesota! Definetely an experience i will never forget, glad to say that i have moved back! I love to travel(even though i never really do), trying new things, challening myself and staring at the clouds!!and don't laugh cuz i'm sure you like it to..

My Interests

I love sports;basketball,volleyball-has to be on the beach though!!water-sports, etc.chillen,writing poetry(even though i suck at it), jammin out on the piano~which i haven't done in a long time..rockin out to music in the shower!!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anybody that is a kick ass person that is full of life!! Not somebody that judges my life, or me. I love peole that are spontaneous, outgoing, and aren't afraid to fart in public!! :-)

Music:

Honestly i love all music~it pretty much rocks.. definetely good for the soul~~.. so ummmm. I guess anything from the cranberries to jimmy hendrix would be a good way of explaining it

Movies:

Definetely Dumb and Dumber,Forrest Gump,Love&Basketball,Where the Red Fern Grows,Old School,Tallidega Knights...anything that' makes me laugh

Television:

Real World,Discovery Channel (and that doesn't make me a geek alright, so back off!!),Lilo & Stitch, and the sports channel..

Books:

I would say the Lovely Bones but i never really finished that book, story of my life. I don't think i've ever finished a book...

Heroes:

my friends and my family~u know who u r!! and Jesus-yeah he was pretty brave!