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Ralph

Repels mosquitoes that may carry WEST NILE VIRUS

About Me

My name is Ralph and I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing. I'm not an actor, faker, or lame ass poser. What you see is what you get. Someone buy my car already. While you are at it, make the itchy, flaky, peeling skin on my feet go away. Someday, someone may kill me with my own rifle... but they will have to beat me to death with it cause it will be empty.

My Interests

my san jose sharks, beer, scotch, sports, the outdoors, the beach, camping, firearms, finding out how things work, the cosmos, science, philosophy, and cars (both old and new alike, domestics and imports)

I'd like to meet:

There is a bunch of famous people I wouldn't mind meeting so I can punch them in the face.

Music:

alternative

Movies:

tombstone, casino, fight club

Television:

history, discovery, speed, pbs, tlc, nova, national geographic and animal planet.

Books:

yes i read books

Heroes:

My parents for never giving up on me, putting up with me and all the shit i've put them through and always believing in me when i didn't believe in myself. How small we are in the universe.

My Blog

I made the dontdatehimgirl.com page!

Haha oh how i got a laugh out of this one. I cheated on someone? That is news to me, being that I only dated two chics the entire time I was in Colorado Springs. Anyways, I'm famous on dontdatehimgirl...
Posted by Ralph on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:59:00 PST