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lauren

it is better to die like tiger, then to live like pussy.

About Me

26 year old LA county resident so of course I am an actor/singer/dancer/choreographer/costume designer and all around techie bitch. I am an extremely committed person towards any project that I sign onto and that makes me a relatively intense person. I have recently added writer to the litany of things that I do. I'm currently going back to LBCC for writing. As a side note, I got married three years ago to my bff Jeff, for health insurance, and love. NO its not a green card thing, we have known each other for 15 years, and we are now in the process of getting a divorce. We bought a condo in long beach, which proves to make the divorce process longer than it should be.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a personality and a sense of humor... i am no longer the eternal single girl... i think i may have gotten over my fear of commitment, or rather ones complete and total disregard for them selves at the sacrifice of another... i know a lot of co-dependent people they scare me more then the crack heads on crenshaw... actually white guys in pick up trucks scare me more then the crack heads... anyway i digress.i love them.

My Blog

Brown Bag

I recently was invited to a Brown Bag Party for the first time, and decided to host a party, it was probably the most fun I have had in a long while and have decided to become a Brown Bag Party girl, ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:00:00 GMT

i have a dream

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character." MLK "I have a dream that my...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 01:10:00 GMT

short political film treatment

Fade in, Sarah Palin is on a television announcing that they have overturned roe vs wade and that it is now illegal to get an abortion.Lauren: That's it.Fade in, Lauren getting fucked.Lauren: Will you...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:04:00 GMT

a rant inspired by sarah palin

it wasn't very long ago that whites were not allowed to marry "coloreds" people percieved it as a sin to even touch a member of another race. as a child of an inter-racial couple i know that i wouldn'...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 16:29:00 GMT

at some point

at some point i became an adult. it seems to have crept up overnight. i don't really remember it happening. i remember sitting on a swing set giggling as my toes touched the tops of the trees and as m...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 01:44:00 GMT

something i wrote a long time ago

I was editing my profile and reading all my blogs, and i feel like this one still applies. Sunday, May 21, 2006 ..> Relationships So... I have come to the conclusion that you can never find what...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 02:20:00 GMT

three things

Thing one... I literally have had two nightmares, well they weren't that scary, about having to unclog the toilet. Thing two... since when did it become alright to booty text message your ex-gf after ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:41:00 GMT

dreams

i have been having some really whacky dreams lately, a couple nights ago i dreamt that i was living at home with my parents and my mom and i got in a fight because i was running late and forgot a...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:51:00 GMT

poem

"my tea is prophetic" my bag reads Grace brings contentment why is that the one thing I fear contentment not grace, I fear contentment, I view being content as death It means that things aren't bad e...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 02:19:00 GMT

ewwwwwww

ok so i think i have officially given up on television, i was watching flavor of love, yeah i know, this is why i am giving up, ok so toastee, skanky naked girl all over the internet, that got booted ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 19:41:00 GMT