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mike sims

MALE ENHANCEMENT IS NOT A TOY...........SOMETIMES.

About Me

im awsome, i mean totaly awsome. just look at my picture. and you wanna talk about smart...holly shi..hold on i have a phone call................ .................... .................... ..................... ....................... ........................ ........................... ........................... ............................. ............................... .............................. .............................. .................................. .................................. .................................... ...............................i have to go.
The Best Myspace Survey
* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: brown
Hair Color:: brown
Height:: brown
Favorite Color:: brown
Screen Name:: which screen
Favorite Band:: there's only one band i like
Favorite Movie:: the one with the guy from the band i like
Favorite Show:: scrubs
Your Car:: thats correct
Your Hometown:: chicago
Your Present Town:: san antonio
Your Crushes First Name:: ive only just started following her
Your Grade:: choice
Your Style:: genuine pretention
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: yes
Kissed someone in the rain?: yes
Danced in a public place?: is a dance public?
Smiled for no reason?: no. there's always a reason for smilling
Laughed so hard you cried?: yes
Peed your pants after age 8?: no
Written a song?: yes
Sang to someone for no reason?: many times
Performed on a stage?: every tuesday
Talked to someone you don't know?: ive known everyone since birth
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: yes
Made out in a theatre?: yes
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: yes
Been in love?: very yes
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: my daughter
Tell you, I love you?: my daughter
Kiss you?: my daughter
Hug you?: my daughter
Tell you BYE?: my daughter
Write you a note?: my doctor
Take your photo?: me
Call your cell phone?: my mom
Buy you something?: me
Go with you to the movies?:my daughter
Sing to you?: my daughter
Write a poem about you?: an ex girlfriend
Text message you?: hammer (no not that hammer)
Touch you?: does a hug and a kiss count?
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: 10 seconds ago
Time you cried?: june 08.
Movie you watched?: glengarry glen ross... for the 20th time
Joke you told?: that one about the one band i like
Song you've sang?: your name is stinky to my cat (thats not her real name)
Time you've looked at the clock?: tonight
Drink you've had?: a glass of wine
Number you've dialed?: YOURS!!!!!!!
Book you've read?: the road
Food you've eaten?: casadilas on corn tortilas with avacado and salsa verde
Flavor of gum chewed?: mint something
Shoes you've worn?: vans
Store you've been in?: walmart
Thing you've said?: FUCK!
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: not even a little
Whistle?: very loudly
Blow a bubble?: spit or gum?
Roll your tounge in a circle?: bles bli blan
Cross your eyes?: yes
Touch your tounge to your nose?: yes
Dance?: yes
Gleek?: sometimes
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: only if my meth dealer buddy is with me cause we just talk and talk
Speak a different language?: not really
Impersonate someone?: i make great engine noises
Prank call people?: are phone threats considered pranks?
Make a card pyramid?: yeah. on the eighth day of the week
Cook anything?: love love love to cook
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: sleep id have my eyes closed
I wish ...: is my favorite steve wonder song
So many people don't know that ...: I exsist
I am ...: there for i think
My heart is ...: pumping blood<

My Interests

,my family,my friends,welding, fishing,kenpo, brazilian jiu-jitsu, skeet shooting,music,improve comedy with the OXY MORONS,painting,sculpting, food/cooking,motorcycles, the ton, cars/racing,surfing, retyping my profile after typing it for an hour and a half and then trying to save it and then loosing it all. AWSOME!!!

I'd like to meet:

sasha baron cohen,the wiggles in a bar, sarah silverman, the wilson brothers,laird hamilton,mario andretti, valintino rossi,my parents, the person who did the voice of satan in "the exorcist", jimmy riot im mean the real jimmy riot not the one you see on stage or the tv, god i mean the real god not the one you see on stage or the tv ,david cross & bob odenkirk,mary kate but not ashly olson..wait, which one does drugs and which one looks kindda retarded? , my long lost brother...i dont have a long lost brother, but if i did id sure like to meet him. then id laugh at him and ask "how the fuck did you get so lost? i said LEFT at the gas station

Music:

,rock,punk,garage,metal,hip-hop,jazz,classical,country,blue grass,gospel in that exact order...wait, let me think, yeah, in that exact order...and of course steely dan

Movies:

glengarry glen ross, house of games, heist, the usual suspects, the spanish prisoner, breaking away,raising arizona,cool as ice,good fellas,riding giants, all aboard the crazy train, akira,ninja scroll,the dirty dozen,TORA TORA TORA, harald and maud,rounders, enter the dragon,the first matrix,resivoir dogs, pulp fiction,boondock saints,ronin,snatch,lock stock..,dirty rotten scoundrels,family vacation,star ship troopers,a bronx tall,milagro bean field war,the gods must be crazy,akira korisawa's dreams, any clint eastwood western especialy the outlaw josi wailes,bad news bears,white lightning,gator,smoky and the bandit,home on the range,anything by pixar....actualy, forget all that other crap, just porkys.

Television:

sandwiches you will like (pbs),the hot dog (pbs)scrubs, fosters home for imaginary friends,spoonge bob,transformers,old tom and jerry, anything tex avry,looney tunes, family guy,sienfeld,curb your enthusiasim,almost all cartoons,vh-1 behind the music about me,simpsons,the riffle man,the scrambled station that looks like bacon but not for the occasional boob. its cause i love bacon

Books:

no country for old men,the road, not between brothers, one hundred years of solitude,tao te ching,harry potter,the alchamist,blood maridian,all the pretty horses,shabumi,the tao of pooh,sowbelly,eragon,eldest,one ranger,the bhagavad gita, old turtle and the broken truth,the three questions,zen shorts,dont let pidgeon drive the bus,fairytales from around the world,whatever my daughter whants to hear at night(as long as its not to long,the other night she wanted me to read her the oddesy. do you have any idea how freaken long that book is? holy christ)

Heroes:

ANYONE WITH A KUNG-FU GRIP. IM MEAN A REAL KUNG FU GRIP. NOT THAT THING ON THE G.I. JOE ACTION FIGURE. COME ON, THAT THING WAS A TOY........DUHHHH