About Me

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***************I love who I am, there's no one else I'd rather be! I like to look at the ocean & splash in the sea. I look to the stars when I need inspiration, because the person I can be, there's no limitation. I don't want to be an imitation of someone elseâ€™s situation, there will be no litigation to this life that I'm painting. Don't wish you were me; wish to be patient, understanding, and caring so that you can, too, be satisfied with the you, under the strong feminine exterior that others may be hating!Maria Faries 03/13/2007

My Interests

Anything where I can get my fat ass off the couch and back into shape! CAMPING, HIKING, OR INDOOR ROCK CLIMBING ANYONE???

I'd like to meet:

Jewel (My favorite, if you haven't listened to her lyrics you should!), Gwen Stefani (cool as hell, plus she's beatiful!), Tyra Banks (hot as hell, and a crazy ass weirdo like me!), Madonna (is there a girl in the world who was born or grew up in the 80's and never wanted to meet her??), Angelina Jolie..........
And... last but not least.... Osama Bin-howeverthehellyouspellhisname (:O] I'm sure there are many more but how can I keep track?

Music:

All of the above!! I like anything and everything, if it has a great beat then I'm there! When it comes to music, I'm a free spirit, don't try to hold me back, or the beast inside is bound to attack! ;O)

Movies:

Ali G Talking About Drugs

Television:

I love scrubs! sooo funny! America's next top model -- I've got to stay true to Tyra! Everyone loves watching degenirates on Jerry!Hero's

Myspace Graphics

Nip Tuck But really... I haven't had cable for 2 years so I don't have much to choose from!

Books:

Books.... not really, magazines... always!

Heroes:

Somaya Reece, in just a few years and a lot of hard work, she went from just a regular hot Latina chick in the hood... to a hot chick in magazines, T.V., music, part time photographer, and now has her new clothing line comming out. Luv it!!

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My Blog

As The Baby Grows.... everything you did/didn’t want to know.

Hi all!! I know I haven't exactly been the best Myspacer... letting all my friends and family go without info about my growing belly. So here ya go, I am now exactly 6 months and 2 weeks a...
Posted by Maria on Mon, 05 May 2008 03:44:00 PST

The Habits of a Jerk

When the world sees a little more clearly, When life is no longer merely about taking, When you open your eyes to the hearts that are breaking, in the world, Maybe then there will be light. It'...
Posted by Maria on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 04:53:00 PST

Getting Testy Can Be Hazardous to Your Health!

You shouldn't get testy with random people because... it just depends, That person on the other end could find you, lock you up and kill your closest friends. They could torture you with fire, s...
Posted by Maria on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 04:34:00 PST

Brokeback Bar

A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "Wh...
Posted by Maria on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:04:00 PST

One of my many poems

I love who I am, there's no one else I'd rather be! I like to look at the ocean & splash in the sea. I look to the stars when I n...
Posted by Maria on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:58:00 PST

THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN

The Aisle Seat Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London .One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeof...
Posted by Maria on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:19:00 PST