How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice! Hi, my name is Maria.I'm short. Have red hair and blue eyes. I'm NEVER sarcastic, EVER! I'm fun...sometimes anyway. I like stuff...how bout you?I'm in love with my best friend because she's everything I want to be but I'm not...Love to watch stand-up comedy: Ryan Wilner(super funny hottie!!!), Nikki Payne(flashed me at yukyuks ajax!!!!), Kristeen von Hagen, Trevor Boris, Todd Allen, Russell Peters, Pablo Francisco, and last but not least Debra DiGiovanni!!!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
adopt your own virtual pet!I'm so mad at the Flamingo Las Vegas for moving their penguins to the TX zoo, all of weeks before my visit. Damn you Flamingo, damn you. :( Will I ever see a penguin up close? I can only hope...
