Lox

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ABOUT LOX:Lox is smoked salmon fillet that has been cured and then often cold-smoked. The cold smoking does not cook the fish, resulting in its characteristic smooth texture, similar to the raw product. The English word is derived from the Yiddish lox ("salmon") - which is a cognate of Swedish (lax), Danish/Norwegian (laks), and German (Lachs). It is often served with bagels and cream cheese. Lox is noted for its importance in Ashkenazic Jewish cuisine.Regular Brined in a solution of water, salt, sometimes sugars, and spices (the brine). This is called "wet brining." Then the fish may be cold smoked. Nova lox or Nova Scotia lox Similar to regular lox, but cured with a milder brine. The fish is then cold smoked. The name dates from a time when much of the salmon in New York City came from Nova Scotia. Today, however, the name refers to the milder brining, as compared to regular lox, and the fish may come from other waters or even be raised on farms. Scottish lox A mixture of salt and sometimes sugars, spices and other flavorings are applied directly to the meat of the fish for a period of time. This is called "dry-brining" or "Scottish-style." The brine mixture is then rinsed off and the fish is cold smoked. Scandinavian The fish is salt-cured and cold-smoked. Gravad lox. Also known as Gravad lax or Gravlax This is a traditional Scandinavian means of preparing lox (salmon). Gravad lox is not smoked, but it can be served in a similar fashion. The salmon is coated with a spice mixture, which often includes dill, sugars, and spices like juniper berry. It is then weighted down to force the moisture from the fish and impart the flavorings. It is often served with a sweet mustard-dill sauce. Loxfish Lastly, we have the loxfish. The loxfish is the Icthus fish (not quite salmon), which inside consists of a rubber-like material and then there is a process that creates a chrome plating for a very shiny finished exterior. This is very different from the brining and cold smoking process consistent with aforementioned types of lox. Notwithstanding, for extreme effect L-O-X, in a Hebrew script, is added to the center of the Icthus fish (not quite salmon), thus creating the loxfish. It is recommended that as opposed to the other types of lox, this one not be consumed/eaten, but rather, displayed prominently on car bumpers, windows and anywhere else you can use a little lox.Would it kill you to buy 2?