Mertin

THE BEARD COMANDMENTS.1. Thou shalt not let pidgeons live in thy beard.2. Thou shalt listen to metal, thy beard demands it.3. Thy Beard is luckier than any rabitt's foot.4. Thou shalt not listen to thy girlfriend's requests to shave, beards before hoes.5. Thou shalt go to ZZ top concerts on Sundays.6. Thou shall save small crumbs of food in thy beard, for thou might be hungry later.7. Thou shall giveth beard rides when asked, always. ( for the ladies )8. Anchor Steam Beer is Beard Fuel.9. If thy beard is long enough, cloths become optional.10. Honor those who have beards.