A Woman's week at the gym |
Dear Diary,For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased aweek of personal training at the local health club for me.Although I am still in great shape since being a high schoolfootball c...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 07:08:00 GMT |
OMG President Obama |
Saints preserve us*
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:14:00 GMT |
2 hours & 45 minutes to vote (2:45) |
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then I had to turn around and go to my local polling place to vote for the mayor and such.....
If you use the excuse that you might be called to jury duty, then you are a lazy American or sh...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 16:20:00 GMT |
CHANGE..... |
George Bush has been in office for 7 1/2 years. The first six, the economy was fine.A little over one year ago: 1) Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high 2) Regular gasoline sold for $2.19 a g...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 22:29:00 GMT |
Nobama please? |
Around 1979 Obama started college at Occidental in California. He is very open about his two years at Occidental, he tried all kinds of drugs and was wasting his time but, even though he had a b...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 13:51:00 GMT |
hmmm? |
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for....
Blood plasma!
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:12:00 GMT |
Attorney at work |
The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.The volunteer opened the me...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:24:00 GMT |
Biology Class |
Biology Class Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk, worth 70 points or none at all. One s...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 12:10:00 GMT |
per Bill Gates |
Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You wil...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:24:00 GMT |
Billion |
Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think aboutwhether you want the 'politicians' spendingYOUR tax money.A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,but &nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:49:00 GMT |
