if santa answered his mail |
Dear Santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a fr...
Posted by When keepin it real goes right on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:39:00 PST |
Drunk Speak Translated |
Ah drunk people...will they ever say what they mean? Below you'll find some common drunk phrases and what they translate to in sober language. I hope this helps you gauge whether or not it's a good id...
Posted by When keepin it real goes right on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:44:00 PST |
Cooking: For Men (Courtesy of The Phat Phree) |
First of all, youll need some supplies, and youll need to get rid of some things. Foreman grill = gone. Eggbeaters = gone. Olive oil cooking spray = gone. What are you? Gay? That stuff should have nev...
Posted by When keepin it real goes right on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 04:32:00 PST |
Thank You Happy Hour Hero's (Courtesy of ThePhatPhree.com) |
Heres to those who observe strict cocktail hours, from 5 p.m. sharp until last call. Thank you, Happy Hour heroes. The rest of us owe these marathon binge drinkers a great debt of gratitude. Sustainin...
Posted by When keepin it real goes right on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 02:31:00 PST |
Chivalry Died in the Garden of Eden |
Chivalry Died in the Garden of EdenBy Marc Rudovby Marc H. Rudov Entitlement, Ad NauseamHardly a day goes by without the birth of yet another article, written by a disillusioned woman, bemoaning ...
Posted by When keepin it real goes right on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:39:00 PST |
Dear Alcohol! |
Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're e...
Posted by When keepin it real goes right on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 02:05:00 PST |
Quit trying to chage me! |
Look I'm a man set in my ways. Don't think you can just come into my life with your "refrigerate" this and "don't pee in the houseplant" that and expect me to do a 180. Why are you drunk all the tim...
Posted by When keepin it real goes right on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:45:00 PST |
If College-Themed Porn Were Real |
Cindi, an attractive student with a large rack, walks up to the desk of her professor.Porn:Cindi: Is there anything I can do to raise this grade?Professor: Some students do extra credit work.Cindi: (h...
Posted by When keepin it real goes right on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:52:00 PST |
two hundred and one ways to say you're drunk |
Alphabetically
A. Addled, Aled, Alight, A few shades to the wind. B. Bagged, Badgered, Ban jaxed, Bashed, Battered, Been drinking, Bent, Bladdered, Blind, Blasted, Blathered, Blitzed, Blotto, Boiled,...
Posted by When keepin it real goes right on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 03:32:00 PST |
The Mayonnaise and Two Beers |
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar...and the beer. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some ...
Posted by When keepin it real goes right on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 06:13:00 PST |
