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Mike

My life be like ooh ahh...

About Me


I can be an asshole I know, your thinking it. Well I guess I am, maybe its because I just don't give a fuck. Thats me! Ok! Ok! Some people know me different, you got me there, I CAN BE a nice sweet-hearted tender person who actually cares about some people but those people are very few and very select. Family! I love my family all of them even the retarded ones, they know who they are *COUGH*JEN*COUGH*, and even the gay ones *COUGH*VINCE*COUGH*. Nothing but love!

My Interests

Got a pool table? How deep are your pockets? Put some money on the line and les go!Tournaments just about everyday and all over the place. Monday - Um i dont really remember get back to you, Mondays - Rizo's, Tuesdays - Shadys, Wednesdays - Corner Pocket/Lime Lite, Thursdays - Shakes, Friday - Knuckleheads, Saturday - Drunk somewhere, Sunday - Texas Club. Theres some other places I play at but those are going to be the only I represent other places are garbage. I also like jus playin for fun at some other places like.. River Queen, Foozies, Squeezebox, Emilianos, Just 2 More, and maybe some other places I cant think of =/I also like street racing, if you ever want to have a serious rush see if you can make it from Baytown to Katy in 30 mins or less, gotta have balls to the wall, foot through the floor, and some serious drivin skills. Ask me one day after I get another car and ill take you. Zoom zoom motherfucker! Its like the traffic comes to a complete stop and ur just in the zone squeezing inbetween 2 cars dodging them my inches flying down the road at 120+ cops dont have time to clock u and by the time they get back in their cars to try chasing you your already gone and out of sight

I'd like to meet:

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Your mom...? How about your sister? You got any sisters? Eh.. Maybe not I think i'm done. Theres nobody in general or famous id like to meet, maybe seeing some cool comedians live would be nice but walkin up and shaking their hands and having them forget my name the next 5 minutes wouldnt make it worth it for me so yea. I pick D-None of the aboveMOVE ALL HTML CODES (IMAGES/WIDGETS/SLIDESHOWS/VIDEOS) BELOW THIS CODE

Music:

I like all kinda music, EXCEPT the cryin ass rednecks goin on and on about how their woman left them and what their dog looked like after it got caught under their ridin lawnmower, FUCK them rednecks, FUCKED their woman, and their FUCKING dog deserved it. =D That was nice*HIGHLIGHTS* 2Pac, 50 Cent, 311, Akon, Alice In Chains, Bone Thugs n Harmony, Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle, Distubed, DJ Screw, Drowning Pool, Ginuwine, Godsmack, Hinder, Hoobastank, Juvenile, KoRn, Lil' Wayne, Ludacris, Metallica, Who? Mike Jones, Mudvayne, Nickelback, Nine Inch Nails, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Plies, Pretty Ricky, Puddle of Mudd, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rick Ross, Rob Zombie, Saliva, Seether, Shinedown, Slipknot, Soundgarden, Stained, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, Swisha House, T.I., The Crystal Method, Three Days Grace, Three Doors Down, Timbaland, T-Pain, Z-ro

Movies:

Anything comedy over all, then the evil blood and gore stuff.. 40 Year Old Virgin >Everything Between> Hostel.Comedy being a movie that by the time its over your dehydrated from the massive amounts of tears produced while laughing your fucking ass off and your stomach feel like you went through an 8 hour workout on your abs.Blood and Gore, cmon now you know these movies, not really scary jus straight up OMGWTF, it all started with Faces of Death the father of blood and gore, eh depends on which one you get

Television:

Yea I don't watch TV much, but my brother has gotten me into a few shows now like scrubs and a lot of adult swim, what has cartoon network come to? Sad.. so sad.

Books:

Please I don't even watch TV, what the fuck makes you think im reading books. Clive Barker is a bad motherfucker though. You prolly never heard of his shit, start out reading weaveworld, its kinda hard to find. Look in the back section at the library

Heroes:

Fuck Heros

My Blog

Self-Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is a time in every man's education when he arrives at the conviction that envy is ignorance; that imitation is suicide; that he must take himself for better, for worse, as his portion; that thou...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:06:00 PST

Im back

Sure most know this by now, if not well theres prolly a reason. I loved it in Kansas and only came back for one reason and one reason only. Had my ups and downs the past few months, ended up back to m...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:57:00 PST

Livin the life...

I aint did this in a while, people prolly wondering whats goin on cause it sure as fuck aint cold no more. Kansas does get hot by the way just not as hot as it does down in the south so it aint bad at...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 05:17:00 PST

Vacation

Yeah so I just got back from Concan...lol "couldn't afford cancun" Had a lot of fun with the family, not everybody but a lot of bodies. I needed to get away from here for a lil while and get some time...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 03:58:00 PST