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About Me

I'm Jessica.

My Interests

horses. shows. cassidy. music. shows. doing really really stupid stuff, even though you know it's a bad idea (see also: "running" into cars.) broken bones, pins plates and screws, elevators, crutches, 4 lost months, x-rays and lortab.

I'd like to meet:

aaron gillespie from underoath/the almost,
hayley williams,
jessa,
& someone with the balls to say what they have on their minds.

IM me:

jessicastrainis//strainis007

Heroes:

these girls:

Me, Colleen, & Kirdy. Certified BAMFS.
I was drugged. I wasn't entirely there..thus, ugly picture...get over it. hahah you can't really expect us to look "hawt", yeah?

P.S. Think we look bad? You should see the car.

my older brothers: Ronnie and Richie
my adorable little brother: Randy
Jaylin & April for being the best friends anyone can ask of, and actually doing the crazy things I come up with for fun.
Emily for being my conscience and one cool motherfucker.

My dadmom&brozz for being my roots
My horses Cassidy & Deville for being the bomb.
AND KELLY MERCALDO FOR BEING GAY

My Blog

Tonight, the Bulls are in Brooklyn and you're still at home...

I'll probably delete this later, but I really need to write my thoughts down. It probably won't make any sense to you, as I have had that effect of my mouth/thoughts don't actually work together. Mayb...
Posted by JESS! on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:04:00 PST

who comes up with these?

16 Reasons To Date A Horseback Rider hahahahahahahaah this is ridiculous: 1.We have 4 speeds and many positions2.We wear tight pants and tall boots3.We love getting dirty4.We know how to ride our mou...
Posted by JESS! on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:50:00 PST

oh my worrrrd.

Say these things anywhere but at the stables and you may be in trouble! He won't come into my hands! There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs. I'm gonna get off now. More leg, less h...
Posted by JESS! on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:44:00 PST