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i shit on the chest of those foul swine

About Me

every night before i go to sleep, i pray that when i show up for work the next day it'll be up in flames....damn call center
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My Interests

parties, playing guitar, screwing around on the turntables, smokin' the herb, listening to music, drawing/painting, people watching, chillin' with my buds, hangin' out with the wang out, cults, and eating cookies.....mmmm cookies....

check it: Santa is going to hunt you down and strangle you to death with a strand of christmas lights
i like Kermit. Kermit likes mary jane.

I'd like to meet:

junglists, dj's, mc's, b-boys & girls, music producers, artists, poets, a living lawn gnome, ghosts, zombies, life twenty years from now, the keebler elves, Ren & Stimpy, the ninja turtles, Santa Claus
down-ass mofo's that like to rock out like this dude

Music:

if my addiction gets any worse, i may need an intervention. waaaaay too many bands/artists to list. not doing it. how about some genres?
~~~drum&bass, turntablism, jungle, breakbeats, all sorts of electronic music, industrial, all sorts of metal, hip-hop, trip-hop, downtempo, classic rock, weird experimental shit, punk, classical, jazz, blues, reggae, definitely not pop. Pretty much whatever i'm in the mood for. blah

Movies:

mostly horror and comedy, but i also like movies that have a good message and make you think.

"nobody fucks wit da jezuz"

Television:

Cartoons are the shit son!! i'm also becoming obsessed with animal planet for some odd reason....damn
--adult swim bitches--

Books:

I don't really read too many books, I mostly read magazines and the newspaper. Currently I'm reading Bawdy Language by i can't remember. I think the last book I read was Party Monster by James St. James

Heroes:


very few know of the white trash trailer home transformer. he'd totally kick optimus prime's shiny metal ass any day

My Blog

alcoholics stick it to the man

Thieves make off with $26,000 worth of beerSemi trailer loaded with Miller goes missing in Wisconsin        &nb sp;       &nbs...
Posted by ¨°ºO-ÂÐÄM-Oº°¨ on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 10:17:00 PST

if your an idiot, click here

15 ways to think more clearly How many times have you felt your brain just shut off? And why does it usually happen just before a memo is due to the boss and you're staring at a blank piece of paper? ...
Posted by ¨°ºO-ÂÐÄM-Oº°¨ on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 03:56:00 PST

words from the gonzo king

i found these Hunter S. Thompson quotes quite amusing .....enjoy"He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time." on Richard Nixon"Jesus! How much more of this cheap-jack bul...
Posted by ¨°ºO-ÂÐÄM-Oº°¨ on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 10:51:00 PST

"what? they're classics"

i just finished watching the ninja turtles trilogy, and.....man, i wish i was the fifth ninja turtle. does anyone have some mysterious glowing toxic goo......and maybe a truck, so i can move my s...
Posted by ¨°ºO-ÂÐÄM-Oº°¨ on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 12:21:00 PST

ignorance isn't bliss, my friend

watch those slippery bastards...... Senate Rejects Extension of Patriot Act By JESSE J. HOLLAND, Associated Press Writer WASHINGTON - The Senate on Friday refused to reauthorize major portions o...
Posted by ¨°ºO-ÂÐÄM-Oº°¨ on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 11:55:00 PST

....if i only had a brain

read it, you might get smarter....if you're into that sort of thing 10 mysteries of the mind revealed: 1. How a memory is made Let's say you meet someone new. The first time you see her, you take it a...
Posted by ¨°ºO-ÂÐÄM-Oº°¨ on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 02:20:00 PST