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Tess Von Vixen

Just a Pirate Chasing booty!

About Me

Get tangled up in meI'm a Guitar HeroMy friends are like my family, they mean the WORLD to me. Mess with them and I 'll cut you man, I'll cut you so bad, you'd wish I didn't cut you so bad. Don't try to replace them, you could never.I'm Part of the Music World, I've done so much in it. And its not what you think it is. I have so many stories, I could write a book. Right now helping Dom puttin' on Diary of a Lost circus Burlesque shows is what i'm about.Taco Bell owns my soul.I have a sick Obsession with Conan O'Brien. String Dance!!I have a comeback for everything. Except your mom jokes, They are too good, you can't have a comeback for those.Love to Dance, been studyin since I was 3, in every kind their is.Zombies are real, and the end is coming.I enjoy eating Invisable SammichesI dispise Milk and Olives, Bring it near me and I will Smash you.Zoe descriped me in one sentence "What is this person's initials? TMA, replace the M with a N and thats tess in a nutshell for all of yall"Myspace Layout Stealer

My Interests

Collecting the Taco bell sauce packages with the wierd sayings on them...like the one that said: If i threw this sauce would that make it a flying saucer?! haha Bloody Brilliant! Oh yeah and i like lightbulbs!!! (for Jess) Laying in bed,eating, and watching movies, tv shows, or just laying there cuddling for hours. Dancing. Art. Graphics. Photography. Hanging out at the bench with the kids under the staires at Dawson. Zig Zaging. Shimmyin' down the street. I Heart Lasko. Chez Jose. Makin up songs with friends. Aww good times.Taking Joy Rides, blasting baby got back, Ghost busters and, Queen singing and head trashing at just the right time( especially in traffic). Bringing lamb chops in the car and freaking other drivers out. Burlesque. Diary of a Lost Circus. 50's Cars. Traveling, backbacking in Europe with friends. SPORKS!!. Pop Rocks. Breakin'.Tiki Pool Parties. Rockabilly anything!.Cookie Dough. SEXY PARTIES! Celeberity Jepordy. Homefry. Playin' in Boxes. ROBOSAPIEN! Jugo Juice-Mango Magic. UPS Guys in Shorts. Playin' Old School Nintendo all day. Video Games. I use to be addicted. Dressing Up. Dancing til Morning. Going to Mount Royal late at night, watching the sun rise. Belt Buckels. Friday morning drinkin' at Trix. Stage Dancin' at Foufs. Girl's Night Out. NINE!!(McGibbin's fun) Going out with Rosanne and Jess,and them making me do the MC Hammer dance in public.Pirates! Concerts (over 800 to date) Skanking the Night Away!

I'd like to meet:

Mutants Unite!!Diego - I think if he lived here. We would probably hang out everyday, and make fun of each other. I miss our long talks of nothing til the sun came up. ILU!!

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Music:

I Love the way a certain song or album can take you back to a certain time like it was yesterday, and give you the same exact feeling back.Me Gusta Mi Reggae, Me Gusta Mi Punk Rock.

Television:

This video make me so Happy. Its a commerical from my childhood. I can't get Enough of it.

Books:

"Me write Book" It Bigfoot Memoir I started something with this book. I got people hooked on it, and its spreding like herpes in vegas.

Heroes:

&hearts Scruff McGruff.Take a Bite out of Crime! John Walsh &hearts ..H and Conan O'Brien and Jack Black I heart them muchly.My new Fav picture. Bottom: Noah, Devin and Rod. Middle: Tom and Kane. Top : Me!Some of the Gang at foufsNight Out at Hatters, when Jesse found out how to use his "Corona openers"Here's a toast to all those who hear me all too wellThe gangKane and I playin' some poolIraqi Jeff, Moi, and Zoeita chillin' outside Dawson...

My Blog

under the powers of an evil doctor rocket science monster....

with capabilities to destroy the entire universe....yo!!LEAVE YOUR NAME1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll challenge you to try something.3. I'll pick a color that I associate with...
Posted by Tess Von Vixen on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

The Adventures of Gugu and Friends

So i bought matt this pluse duck with removable lips (we don't know why that is, but its pretty sweet) His name is GUGU it came with that name. On Saturday the 14th we decided to go to chrystal's for ...
Posted by Tess Von Vixen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BEST NIGHT EVER! with pixs woooo!

So last saturday we went to this nuff party at a skatepark/ live bands/ drinking fest place. It was great having so many people that i like to hang out with there, that what made it so great of a nig...
Posted by Tess Von Vixen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Batman!

So last wed. and thurs. Devin designed it and I painted (he also painted) this 3 x 5 picture of batman for the new movie coming for Famous Players in Lasalle. Here are some pixs, if anyone goes by...
Posted by Tess Von Vixen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST