I was born in the bad end of Oldham a long time ago and lived on the streets of the hood until moving to New Zealand. Did some shows, got bored, moved back to England. Don't know why, because now I end up sleeping with Fern Britton all the time and I have to work with her all the time! She never shuts up about sex and makes passes at me under the table on "This Morning". However, I take some time away from Fern to kick it with my homedawgs and watch the music channels. One day I would like to do some porn or maybe just release a home video of me and Fern making sweet sweet love. Other than that, I'm normal.
I added a video of me and Fern laughing at ourselves, we do that often.
