Cars , Girls , Comedy, Computers , Money, Books, Real Estate
Cartman from South Park
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No Tits
Average Looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological Liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure - On Medication
Feminist - Fat
Free Spirit - Junkie
Friendship First - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body Hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy Drunk
Professional - ******
Voluptous - Very Fat
Large Frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul Mate - Stalker
Women's English
She Says She Means
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We Need = I Want
5. I am Sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We Need To Talk = You're in Trouble
7. Sure, Go Ahead = You Better Not
8. Do What You Want = You will pay for this later
9. I Am Not Upset = Of course im Upset you Moron
10. You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you think about.
Mens English
He Says He Means
1. I am Hungry = I am Hungry
2. I am Sleepy = I am Sleepy
3. I am Tired = I am Tired
4. Nice Dress = Nice Cleavage
5. I Love You = Let's have sex now
6. I am Bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I Have This Dance = I'de like to have sex with you
8. Can I Call You Sometime = I'de like to have sex with you
9. Do You Want To Go To A Movie = I'de like to have sex with you
10. Can I Take You Out To Dinner = I'de like to have sex with you
11. Those Shoes Don't Go With That Outfit = I Am Gay.
Classic Rock, Rock, Turntablism, Club music when at the club. Dane Cook Jim Norton and Pablo Francisco.
Taxi Driver (1976), Bad Santa, Trainspotting, Fight Club, Clerks, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Revolver, Layer Cake, Borat
Chappelle show, Ali G (the show only)
Dean Koontz, Lee Child, Steven King
My Dad , My Mom , Milton Friedman! , Ronald Reagan , Arnold Schwarzenegger , Tom Green , Howard Stern , Anyone in the Armed Forces , and the biggest hero of all Myself of course