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About Me

I am 30 years old, but in dog years I would be 213. So as you can see, I've been around. Ever since "the accident" I have been somewhat of a nomad, wandering from city to city in search of a competitive game of dodge ball and the sock I lost in a Laundromat somewhere in Idaho. I recently traded my old and weathered Jell-O template of Iggy the Wonder Squid for a combination carrot slicer/smoke alarm. And boy, has it come in handy. When not signing autographs or accepting awards for my portrayal of "Wendy", the deaf, happy-go-lucky farm girl in "From Ear to Eternity", I can be found collecting sounds from space for NASA using a makeshift satellite dish made with aluminum foil and chicken broth. In my spare time, I devote my energies to charity. Each day, I bake an apple pie using an old recipe that calls for plenty of garlic and pickles and deliver it to a homeless person on the street. They are usually too proud to eat it and always refuse, but I force them to swallow every bite with the help of my trusty wooden bat with rusted nails. It's all in good fun and everyone wins!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other Mommies, Old Friends, Disney Fanatics

Jenn's Friend Map

Movies:

The Matrix Trilogy, The Italian Job, National Treasure, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Underworld, Office Space, The 40-Year Old Virgin, Bruce Almighty, Anchorman, Moulin Rouge, The Truman Show, Pretty Woman, Three to Tango, Aladdin, Lion King, Finding Nemo, The Breakfast Club, Forest Gump, Labyrinth, Never Been Kissed, Apollo 13, Madagascar... the list goes on and on!

Television:

Friends, That 70's Show, Will and Grace, Mythbusters, SpongeBob, Food Network Challenge, Unwrapped, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Planet Earth, AFV

Books:

Eragon, Peace Breaks Out, Wicked, Mother Night

Heroes:

My father and anyone else who has ever raised a child as a single parent or working mom.

My Blog

Paint Fumes

Paint Fumes + Weakness from Surgery + Lortab = Dizzy Jenn
Posted by Jenn on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:33:00 PST

Ho Ho Hotashell!

84 degrees.... 84?!?! I swear to God that's what my thermometer says the temp is outside. I know it's gotta be close to right too because it's 75 inside. This after weeks of highs in the 40's or low 5...
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:39:00 PST

My Surgery

First let me thank those of you who already sent notes and comments that you're glad to hear I'm doing well.... I can only assume you saw that I changed my status to say I was home and doing fine so I...
Posted by Jenn on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 01:13:00 PST

Gawg Gawg

My now 20 month old son is saying a ton of words lately (as mentioned in a previous blog). Yet, in the mass of all the words he gets right, there is one he continually gets wrong over and over and ove...
Posted by Jenn on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 06:03:00 PST

Stuff and Things

I started writing this blog almost 10 minutes ago and have changed it's topic and first sentence 4 times now. This is a sign that while I feel compelled to blog, I've no idea what to blog about. * I w...
Posted by Jenn on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 04:56:00 PST

Clarity

You know, I'm really blessed. I have a wonderful husband (every couple has their moments but that doesn't mean he's not wonderful), I have the most amazing little boy as my son (he has his moments too...
Posted by Jenn on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 06:56:00 PST

So Many Thoughts So Little Time

- I can live with my stuff being stolen, really I can. So I don't have my booming sub in the back anymore... oh well, next time there is some "play money" I will (which won't be until Aaron is 18 but ...
Posted by Jenn on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 05:25:00 PST

I Thought We Moved OUT of the Hood

!%(*&%(*&@!(%&@(%&(@&%@%@%I am now without my sub woofer, my amp, my XM Radio and my 80GB iPod.Fucking thugs... so far 4 people in my development have called the cops to report the...
Posted by Jenn on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:18:00 PST

A Swapped Morning

So about 2:15am Aaron wakes up last night screaming bloody murder. I get him up and of course he stops soon as his head hits my shoulder. I put him back down and he goes back to sleep. This continues ...
Posted by Jenn on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 06:01:00 PST

Sometimes

Since I joined MySpace it's been a goal of mine to only have friends that are actual friends. People I've either known, met or talked to at some point in my life. I've done pretty well to keep that up...
Posted by Jenn on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 09:31:00 PST