Boogie McLovin

You know the name, AL Muthafuckin' Boogie, ain't a damn thang change. My government name is Alvin, yeah like the chipmunks. I'm an addict for Sneakers, 40's of Cobra and bitches w/ beepers. My dudes call me ALBoogie, but don't call me Booger. SFSU is where Knowledge Reigns Supreme. I love shoes, apparel, and my fetish for New Era caps is growing at an alarming rate. STUNT HARD, OR DON'T STUNT AT ALL. BALL 'TILL WE FALL. I'm confident, not cocky, though there are many that beg to differ. I think i'm a nice guy, but can be an asshole. I guess i'm a nice asshole, if that makes sense. (Kinda sounds like a gay porno) I rhyme mad nice when i'm intoxicated. My favorite color is CLEAR. I sing from time to time and might even give a performance if i'm drunk enough. I'm the POCKET BEER BONG KING. I'm an Oakland Athletics & Sacramento Kings fan. I spend most of my week (not just weekends) partyin' with the other 1/2 of the SMASH BROTHERS aka THE SF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE CLUB. If you let me use your bathroom when i'm drunk, i'll probably piss in your shower. I procrastinate, but I get everything done when it needs to. I got my shoes off the internet so stop asking (and yes everything I own is authentic). I stay drug free. I had curly hair when I was younger and Cholula use to call me Curley Sue (man I hate that guy). I'm a fairly good dancer (that's why they call me Boogie). I went to a private school my whole life. I'm a MAMA's boy. I was once part of a hip-hop group called the Karate Choppin' Banana Slugs who performed only one time at my High Schools' Battle Of The Bands (yep, we killed it).
IF YOU DON'T KNOW, NOW YOU KNOW.. NIGGA.