I'd like to meet:
Malcolm X and Che Guevarra to slap me out of my complacence, Karl Marx and Michael Foulcault to help me make sense of this world, Kurt Cobain and John Lennon to remind me of why music still matters despite the existence of Jessica Simpson, Josephine Baker and Rosa Parks to show me what it means to have soul, Audrey Hepburn and Angelina Jolie to meet beautiful women who haven't let their beauty define them, Michaelangelo and Picasso to reafirm my faith in art, Hitler and Stalin when they were kids to see if evil is born or created, Franklin Delano Roosevelt and Abe Lincoln to be in the presence of the only two American presidents to achieved greatness, Bill Clinton so I can slap him for not being a better president, Secretariat to take a ride on the greatest race horse in history, John Bonham, Jimi Hendrix, and Bon Scott to rock the fuck out, John and Robert Kennedy to ask them who really killed them, Jesus and Mohammed to ask them to do something about their followers, Biggie and Tupac before they died to tell them to quash it, Martin Luther King and Ghandi to help me believe in mankind's potential for good, and Johnny Depp, Ed Norton, T.I., Terence Howard, and Trent Reznor just cuz they're so damn hot.