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Someone who doesn't want to eat my insides, for a change.
I sing made-up songs to myself. Varied; QOTSA, Kyuss, Desert Sessions, Fu Manchu, Halfway To Gone, Kings of Leon, The Offspring, Bad Religion, Leftover Crack, Flogging Molly, Dead Kennedys, Alkaline Trio, Billy Talent, At The Drive In, The Mars Volta, CKY, Snot, (hed)p.e., System Of A Down, Mastodon, Dredg, Dog Fashion Disco, Stolen Babies, In Flames, Isis, Dillinger Escape Plan, Converge, Poison The Well, Mr. Bungle, Big Dumb Face, Mike Patton, Eagles, Kinks, Jefferson Airplane, Creedence, Shadows, 60s, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater music, Film and game music, John Williams, Philip Glass, Hans Zimmer, Clint Mansell, Thomas Newman, blah blah blah, etc. etc.
28 Days Later, Ace Ventura, American Beauty, American History X, American Psycho, BASEketball, Battle Royale, Butterfly Effect, Dodgeball, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine, Fight Club, Ghost World, Jackass & 2, Kill Bill, K-PAX, Leon, Little Miss Sunshine, The Machinist, Memento, Oldboy, Pulp Fiction, Requiem For A Dream, Scary Movie 1 & 3, Seven, Shaun Of The Dead, Sin City, Star Wars, Sympathy For Mr/Lady Vengeance, The Virgin Suicides, War Films, Pixar, Pretty much everything Coen Brothers, Kevin Smith, Tarantino. Plenty more I'm sure.
Family Guy, Futurama, (Old) Simpsons, Friends, Scrubs, King Of Queens, Adam & Joe, Harry Hill, Alan Partridge, Brass Eye, The Day Today, The Office, Extras, The IT Crowd, Reno 911, Viva La Bam, Jackass, Homewreckers, Wondershowzen, Adult Swim, Lost, Prison Break, The Sopranos, the odd cartoon.
'Everyone Poops'. I do very little reading. I have enjoyed several Chuck Palahniuk books, and American Psycho. That's about all I've read in the recent past. I had a Beano annual once.