hey, im a fuckin cat. and i'm not really 16, im about 1 1/2. i live at the cedar house with eva randy and thor, or sometimes i'm punk as fuck and i sleep outside. i dont really give a fuck about any of you humans because all you try to do is tie me down and domesticate me. i'm not about it. i hate humans. but ill hang out nonetheless.
everyone calls me by a different name. i kinda like it this way because it reminds me of indigenous societies where people were given different names based on experiences with different people. my names include: kitty, kitters, aids, vicious, spencer, puppy, monkeyman, squinty, august, stripes, spot, mango, dude, miguel, cornbread II, and [rolls eyes] danceparty USA. feel free to remind me more names that i forgot.
