KerryDe - ProfilesArchive

About Me

NEVER READ A BOOK BY IT'S COVER! I'm Cute, but ugly; Weak, but tough; Generous, but stingy; Outgoing, but shy... I'm a god-damn walking contradiction, an oxymoron, etc. I have a lot of friends and very few enemies...most of which end up being my friends. Most of the time I give the wrong first impression. I talk shit to your face AND behind your back. Most of the time I'm as sweet as I look. After a few beers, all that could chance...depending on how you chose to treat me. I have a strong sense of morality, but at the same time I'm stuck in my own ways. I believe the only way to learn is by making mistakes. GET BUSY! GET SMART! Soak in these days, people...because you'll never get to live them again. Don't take life for granted. Chose your path and follow it! I believe in fighting for what you believe in... My husband is picky about who he hangs out with, but I'm not. I could chill with any type of person. I have a goofy sense of humor. The friends I hold dearest, I've had most of my life... When my husband says someone gives him a bad feeling, they usually fuck me over in the long run. Still, that doesn't stop me from attempting a friendship with people who give him "a bad feeling". Shit man...what else?! You have my trust when I meet you. If you fuck it up, you never get it back. Doesn't mean I won't chill... I just won't trust you. Enough said... Have a nice life.

My Interests

FINALLY, THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.Thought for the day: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment? Answer: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose

Music:

MUSIC PLAYLIST:
PLANET CARAVAN(PANTERA):BOY NAMED SUE(JOHNNY CASH):NO RAIN(BLIND MELON):NOT AN ADDICT(KAY'S CHOICE):

Movies:

My Blog

FUCKING!

..> I fucking hate it when I have to fucking put in a stupid little fucking code every time I want to put a fucking comment on someone's fucking page... IT FUCKING SUCKS! Am I the only one that th...
Posted by KerryDe on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 07:15:00 PST

Im only human

Do you ever have a hard time practicing what you preach Do you ever choose the things you want over the things you need Do you ever feel bad for the wrong things that you've done Turn around and do it...
Posted by KerryDe on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:12:00 PST

11 Years with out my mother!

I can't believe I've lasted this long! I went through the drugs, the sex, the lies, the deaths, the crying, the moping, being betrayed, being belittled, etc. I'm still here... after everything....I'm ...
Posted by KerryDe on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:02:00 PST

FUNNY JOKE!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While...
Posted by KerryDe on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:52:00 PST

Day to day, hour to hour

As the days go by and I think of you every hour, I compare our love to a baby flower. So young, so temping, as the bugs try to kill and eat it away. the flower only wants to grow and stay. those creep...
Posted by KerryDe on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:25:00 PST

ZEN HUMOR!!! Funny lines for a funny world.

ZEN HUMOR(FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY)1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET.2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT.3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.4. I JUST GOT LOST I...
Posted by KerryDe on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:01:00 PST

Lost in Fantasy

Lost in Fantasy... I dream of days when I can call him mine again Lay by him in bed again Being kissed by him on my forehead just once more I feel the tears I've shed again I ran away wi...
Posted by KerryDe on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:34:00 PST

A poem that Joe wrote for me. Soooo fucking sweet!

A NIGHT TO REMEMBER I went to the beach with a handfull of friends. I remember it well for i did not want the night to end. A bowl in the my left and a bottle of Jack in my right. Hell yeah i knew thi...
Posted by KerryDe on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:45:00 PST

A poem for my sick father.

I used to live day to day in ignorance of my surroundings. I thought I knew who'd be there for me, but I was wrong&so wrong. Every "friend" I thought I had just ditched me. I don't know what took m...
Posted by KerryDe on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:56:00 PST

Thankyou, with every bit of my soal. (a song)

With every bit of my soal, I ask you...why?... Why has this world drawn me these cards? With every thought in my mind. I wonder...what?....What have I done to deserve all of this? I wonder what?....
Posted by KerryDe on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:01:00 PST