Because its my birthday this week, I thought I'd make some changes here. Minor, yes, but I have some time to kill.
I'm cooler, smarter and better than you can possibly imagine.
Oh wait, I'm apparently supposed to write more here. Cause people actually read this stuff, right? Ok, no, they don't but doesn't it just look more impressive when there are more words here?
I'll be honest and I'll be frank. No wait, Frank's my dad. I'm blunt. No, not the thing you smoke. Ok, I'll be something.
I'm just a stained glass window. Lots of colors all pieced together to form one larger picture. Sometimes with a splash of red or sometimes blue or green. Sometimes I paint by erasing and a blank white canvas is my masterpiece. It's all in my master stroke. My master plan. Lack of plan? No, never.
I'm part hippie, part punk, part anarchist, part preppie, part idealist, part nerd, part comedian, a big part awesome, absolutely NO part cowboy, and a little bit philosopher. Eccentric? Yes. Outlandish? On occasion.
I like to laugh (even if this isn't all that amusing, trust me on this one) and cause trouble even though I can be quiet at time. I'm an eternal optimist and will talk to anyone, be it hobo or hippie, guy in a tie or in tie-dye. Though my demeanor and dry sarcasm cause me to oft times be mislabeled a mean ol' cynic, it just ain't so.
A joke to describe me a bit:
Q: "Why did the surrealist cross the road?"
A: "Twenty-six pop tarts."
To quote from a friend: "I don't trust people who don't like Chad. It's usually a sign something is wrong with them...like being a douchebag."
8 Random facts you don't know about Chad:
1.) Chad has been to all the states in the Continental USA. But not Hawaii or Alaska since it involves flying and/or going through Canada, two things Chad is reluctant to do.
2.) Chad has been on TV a half dozen times and surprisingly not once on Cops. Chad is also in the background of a horrible movie that will go nameless. Chad even once helped produce and write a short film. And it wasn't porn!
3.) Chad is an insomniac and occasionally goes for days without sleep. This can be a good or bad thing. Mostly bad for people I harass at 3AM when I can't sleep and have free time on my hands.
4.) Chad is the first person in his family to graduate college. He is also the first to have a thing called student loans. Bummer.
5.) Chad is allergic to chocolate. But he eats it anyway. Yum.
6.) I have numerous nicknames and pen names gathered throughout my life so no one needs to know I also strive to be a starving writer. Among them, El Boracho, Weapon of Mass Distraction, StrongChad, Tito, oh the list could go on.
7.) Chad has only two random fears. Bugs and flying. Yet he still gets on planes thanks to the wonderful magic of Tylenol PM.
8.) Chad tries not to speak nor write in the third-person about himself, but has been known to slip up in the past.
I love people. I also dislike them too. Such potential yet so often disappointing. I do trust the folks, especially for a species that has been mostly trouble. But there is no good without the bad after all. Love and joy only exist if pain and hurt do as well. And thus cheesy philosophical sayings also exist.br
My AIM is StrongChad3000
