A bird and a lunatic. |
Slap! I was biking down Vermont and this bird took the most amazingly gigantic dump on my head. It was the kind that was clear and greasy with goop in the middle, like a raw egg with a green yolk. I... Posted by Ryan Hines on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:16:00 PST |
Eggcitement. |
I was sitting at my new favorite coffee shop Friday afternoon with some green tea and a magazine when my roommate, Eric, came marching toward me, pointing his finger accusingly in my direction. He wa... Posted by Ryan Hines on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:43:00 PST |
This Happened to Me Today. |
I posted this on Facebook, but for you MySpacers (specifically Nefertiti) I'll double-post:So this morning I was finishing up a superset of curls and triceps extensions at the gym when I noticed, out ... Posted by Ryan Hines on Wed, 21 May 2008 02:50:00 PST |
I Moved! |
But I didn't get very far. In fact, I live less than fifty yards away from my old place. 24th Street. But my rent is over $100 cheaper and I have my own room. It's great. Who pays $300-something ... Posted by Ryan Hines on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:39:00 PST |
Quote of the day |
Moments ago I was having lunch with Kate and my assisstant, Chongo, who speaks almost no English. In the middle of lunch out of nowhere he looked at Kate and said:"Maybe one day you fuck me?" Posted by Ryan Hines on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:43:00 PST |
Someone broke into my house! |
And all they stole was the batteries to my remote.I know it sounds crazy, but it's true. I was watching television an hour or so ago, flipping channels, and then I got hungry so I went to Ralphs. I ... Posted by Ryan Hines on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:08:00 PST |
Haute Cuisine. |
I'm so sick of ground turkey I could twirl around my dining room, shrieking like a dying sparrow. It was on sale at Ralphs last week so I thought, "Why not by 7.5 pounds of it?" Ever since then, day... Posted by Ryan Hines on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:34:00 PST |
Shock! (and happily moving on) |
This morning I decided to go to my favorite art/architecture supply store to get some materials. I have my friend's car this week and although there is almost no gas in it I thought it'd be worth the... Posted by Ryan Hines on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:08:00 PST |
Swollen. |
I woke up this morning and my right hand had swollen to the size of a cantaloupe. That's an exaggeration, but there is in fact no definition of my third and fourth knuckles. I don't see any bite mar... Posted by Ryan Hines on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:47:00 PST |
It's That Time Of The Month... |
Someone tried to scam me on Craigslist this morning. They wanted to send me money via MoneyGram or whatever that is. Luckily Craigslist sends you info on common scam methods, and that one was right ... Posted by Ryan Hines on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:52:00 PST |